Tag: blogging
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! Oh, I’ve also published volume 1 of the saga, A Door into…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Click! I inspect my newly taken dick pic, carefully scrutinizing the lighting and angle. Did I get the curve and hole-widening girth? Yep! Another d-pic successfully taken! Suddenly, my phone starts shaking and rumbling. “FUCK!” I chuck it as hard as I can. It bangs off the wall, lands on the floor, and erupts with…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the glory trap is happening, all you horny fucks who see an unattended hole in a decrepit bathroom and predictably think, hmm, yeah, this seems like a good idea, then proceed to unzip and stick the ol’ womb-hammer into the hole, suddenly it erupts with diagonally opposed mandibles surrounded by angry pink flesh that…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Musings
I’ve noticed that when I relax into allowance, even if its of my own negativity (simply feeling it and letting it be, not acting on it or inflaming it with logical justifications or denials), it leads to neutrality, then positivity. This leads me to believe positivity is a default state. So instead of frantic rationalizations…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! …
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
IN THE DISTANT FUTURE, WHEN GRAMMAR NAZIS CONTROL THE GODDAMN WORLD… What the—am I in a ZOO EXHIBIT??? I run up to the glass and bang it with my fists. “Hey! HEY! What in the FUCK?!?” A bald, jawline-devoid, testosterone-deprived tour guide walks a group of schoolchildren up to my enclosure. “With recent advances in…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the rescue-cock is happening, all you wrongly accused meatslingers who’ve been framed by sinister parties and find yourself in court as the judge summarizes why you’re legally fucked, after which they lower their spectacles, look over the brim at you and ask if you have anything to say, sweat beads across your brow, how…
