Tag: blogging
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Chapter 9 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 9 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Gribbles (Gyrax) tells his warriors to go on without him. A party of five begins to form, consisting of Jon, Ren of the Barrens, Gyrax the Wolven king, Elier the High Taire Duelist, and Lucknar Hap the fantasy-world klepto! Here’s the link: …
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the smeg-stache (smegma mustache; gross—I know) is going on, all you dirty-minded deviants who like to smear a big ol’ glob o’ nether parts funkencheese across your boss’s upper lip after they’ve had one too many drinks at a stoopid-ass office party and passed out on the conference room table but now they’re doomed…
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Musings
Here it comes again: a tide of adversity, washing away our immediate comfort. But it needn’t be bad—if we’re disciplined and perceptive, we can ride the current into peaceful shallows, where opportunity waits. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for four days, until August 21!
By your lover’s face-melting Death Fart that wakes you up in the middle of the night and causes you to cry silent tears of pain!!! Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for four days, until August 21! Hold off on activating Beast Mode by meditating on your unwashed butthole chakra (come on—you know the hippie-types…
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Strained Brains Podcast, where Burt and Kent BS about societal turbulence on June 29, Part 3 of 3, is UP!
I bullshit with Burt Murdock-–former military elite guy, fellow former cult member, partaker of various psychedelics, and staunch believer in Law of Attraction–-on the recent rumblings within our society. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 3 of 3 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“FELLOW MAN WHORES!” I ride my horse Braveheart-style before an army of he-sluts, brandishing the state-of-the-art lightsaber I got from Toys R Us. “SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL, WE HAVE BEEN USED LIKE CHEAP COSTCO MIX BY MARTHA STEWART AND HER LEGIONS OF ALPHA MILFS! THEIR MEAGER TIPS DO NOT MAKE UP FOR THE THOUSANDS OF HOURS…
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Starting today, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for five days, until August 21!
By Norris’s rampaging roundhousing wiener!!! Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for five days, until August 21! Knife-hand your loved one in their unguarded ass-crack, giggle gleefully as they gasp in shock and drop like they’ve just been shot by a buttocks-targeting sniper, and go tell everyone! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get…
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Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By the old-man smell of an old-man taint!!! (if you consider yourself brave, pick Gary Busey for that shudder-inducing exercise of your nastified imagination) Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Finish booby-trapping your coworkers’ chairs with remote-controlled, spring-loaded dildos (for extra screams, make the dickheads look like…
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Chapter 8 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 8 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and Ren escape the clutches of Lyderea’s Knights, and after fleeing into a wooded clearing, Jon finally finds his dog! Here’s the link: Chapter 8 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…
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Musings
Often, the path of least resistance is devoid of short-term comfort. But in the long term, it is easy and right, and your heart knows it. It speaks to your whole being, rather than just through your physical cravings. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
Kent Wayne 