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Yet another weird ad for my novels
A deep, aggro voice bellows, “Knock fucking knock!” It’s accompanied by rude-ass banging—someone beating the hell out of my condo door. “What the fuck?” I open my door. A dozen dude-bros in shitty costumes eye me with disdain. “Trick or fucking treat,” the first one grunts. He thrusts out a trash bag. “Fill ’er up,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Kent! KENT! Get your sweet ass back here, you curve-dicked Man Whore!” Martha Stewart stumbles through her mansion, waving a giant 4 Loko bottle. “I’m not done with you!” She stops in the center of her enormous marble foyer, then lasers in on me one floor up, peeking at her from behind an antique banister. …
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Force Ghost Luke shakes me awake. “Hey! Get up, fucker!” “Huh? Whuzzah?” I blink and squint. “Why?” “Fucking Anakin! We’re both Force Ghosts, but he won’t stop fucking with me! Always teasing me for kissing Leia!” He clenches his fists, squinches his face, and grinds his teeth in ass-beating rage. “How could I have known…
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Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it…
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For today and tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
For today and tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for three days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through Oct 11! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read!…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for four days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through Oct 11! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read!…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for five days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through Oct 11! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read!…
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Tomorrow—Oct 7—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
Tomorrow—Oct 7—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through Oct 11! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I unlock my condo and step inside. “Holy shit—ELON MUSK???” His pants are down around his ankles, exposing his pimply, sun-deprived ass. He clenches his fists, squinches his face, and— “HNNNGHHH!” Bill Gates’ head pops out from his butthole. He takes a quick look around, meets my eyes, and screeches, “No, Elon NO! I’ve been…
Kent Wayne 