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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! …
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I’m tired of you, Chris. Get the fuck out of here.” Martha Stewart flaps a dismissive hand at the older Hemsworth brother. “What??? No! Martha, please!” He drops to his knees and pleads with interlaced hands. “I’ve been your Man Whore for over a decade!” He throws me a Death Glare. “What the fuck does…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Steven Seagal, aka the Grossest Man Alive, steps up to an adjacent urinal and demands, “Look at me, Kent. Look at me.” “What? No! Why the hell are you—” “If you defeat me in this here pissing contest, I’ll buy you a lifetime subscription to MyFriendsHotMom dot com.” Shit. He must’ve accessed my browser history—that’s…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! …
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Goddamn, I’ve never eaten a ghost pepper burrito! “Sorry guys.” I pat my belly, then spread my legs and address my butthole. “I’ll make it up to you later.” OM NOM NOM GALUMPH! Down the hatch it goes! Woof, that is a LOT of food. I fold my arms on top of my desk and…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“What the FUCK?” Timothy Chalamet shoves me with both hands, causing me to stumble a few steps back. “Why the fuck are you even here??? This is reserved for top-shelf Man Whores!” He flings an outraged arm, encompassing the entirety of the cruise ship. Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, the Hemsworth brothers, and a bunch of…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
