Category: The Unbound Realm
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A zany/profane ad announcing a survey on my website (the last one didn’t work but now we fixed it)
What the nemesis fight is happening, all you superspy mofos who’ve engaged in a 100mph car chase with 90s style euro-goons, flame-jump-transitioned to the top of a bullet-train, only to find yourself in a hand-to-hand melee where you’re punching/kicking/wrestling in an attempt to gain control of the one knife and one gun that somehow manage…
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A zany and profane ad for a survey on my website (yep, that’s what AI thinks I look like)
What the Caveman Yearning is happening, all you office-bound clickety-clackers who’re clickety-clacking away at some infernal piece of data-sorting BULLSHIT when the urge to doff all civilized life washes through you and inspires you to purse your lips and start aggressively bobbing to an imaginary set of primal drums—DOO-doo doo-doo-doo DOO-doo doo-doo-doo—then gallop around on…
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A zany and profane ad for the changes to my website (yep, that’s what AI thinks I look like)
While I’m proud of my accomplishments as an award-winning Man Whore, I’m a low-key dude who—just like the rest of you low-key dudes—enjoys making ape-noises and trying to see if I can use the Force by trying to move the baaaarely out-of-reach remote control using a curled-hand gesture and an intense-ass stare. Yeah, that’s why…
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A zany and profane ad for upcoming changes to my website (yep, that’s what AI thinks I look like)
What the swamp-dick is happening, all you neglectful meat-slingers who build up a plethora of cheese and ectoplasm only to loosen the draw-strings on your shorts and cause mass-seizures across half the continent, Bigfoots crawl across the forest ground, begging in their strange, horn-like language with tears matting the fur on both their cheeks, paint…
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A zany and profane ad for upcoming changes to my website (yep, that’s what AI thinks I look like)
Bezos busts through the wall, sighting in on me with dozens of unnecessarily visible aiming-lasers, mounted on the shoulders of his billion-dollar mech-suit. “What the fuck?” I jump out of bed and cover my gigantic penis with a nearby pillow. A band of shadow descends on his eyes. “Penis…ROCKETS!” No time to think—I leap and…
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Here is the third and final volume in my YA fantasy series!
A Quest Into Mystery is the third and final volume in my YA fantasy series, The Unbound Realm! Get it here: A Quest Into Mystery on Kindle #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of…
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Here is the third and final volume in my YA fantasy series!
A Quest Into Mystery is the third and final volume in my YA fantasy series, The Unbound Realm! Get it here: A Quest Into Mystery on Kindle #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! Both volume 1 of the saga (A Door into Evermoor), and Volume…
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Here is the third and final volume in my YA fantasy series!
A Quest Into Mystery is the third and final volume in my YA fantasy series, The Unbound Realm! Get it here: A Quest Into Mystery on Kindle #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! …
Kent Wayne 