Category: Kor’Thank
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the honey-dick is going on, all you beautiful-wienered folk who’re enjoying the summer market air when suddenly your bow-tied dick unravels from around your thigh, falls down your shorts, and plops wetly onto the sunbaked cement, everyone stops and stares for a good long moment, then its incredible glans and gorgeous frenulum commandeers their…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the fuck-stain is happening, all you nether-smashing horndogs who’ve left dried puddles of juice all over your sofa, your dinner-guest friends take a seat and awaken your Evil bdussy-born juice, it begins to creep across their skin and coat them in black-veined carapace and morph pieces of them into a half-demon insectoid, SWAT busts…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Holy shit, I never thought I’d ever be invited into the motherfucking Justice League! All I got going for me is multiple awards as a dick-slanging Man Whore. I mean, I know a bit of jiu-jitsu and I own some nun-chuks, but… A voice drifts down the Watchtower hallway. “I am vengeance…” Whoa, is that…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the reverse-uno is happening, all you fed-up mofos who’ve decided to get your revenge against that one dickhead friend who takes fuckery and grabass a step too far so you eat a badass ghost pepper to prime your shnozz with boogers, cut a camouflaged hole in your pants for easy access, when they tickle…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Oh, that’s interesting, Kent.” My fifth-grade teacher studies my play-doh sculpture. “A cross between a star destroyer…and a penis.” Her brow wrinkles in consternation. “SUPER star destroyer,” I correct. “This is an Executor-class Dreadnought. They were present at the Battles of Mako-Ta, Jekara, and Yavin. Most of the manufacturing took place at Kuat Drive Yards,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the AI-powered-cock is happening, all you flesh-based meat-dicks who’re quickly becoming obsolete, one day you come home and find your increasingly distant partner stuffed to the gills with quantum-powered cock, holy fuck it’s activated miniature thrusters it’s coming right at your face you dive to the side as it punches through the wall you…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Goddamn, I hate being stuck in Middle fucking Earth. The War of the Ring’s over, all the hot Elven moms have departed for the Undying Lands, so that leaves me beating my dick like it owes me money. Maybe I should take a couple of days off. It’s starting to look like a dried strip…
Kent Wayne 