Category: Kor’Thank

By the scaly sauropod’s scratchy ballsack!!!  Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!  Take a deep breath…deeeep breath…now-triple-somersault-quadruple-lutz-your-unshaven-back-pussy-onto-your-unsuspecting-friend’s-muthuhfucking-FACE!  Yes!  Tens across the board!  Don’t forget to tell everybody about Kor’Thank!  WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2…

Cthulu’s chthonic cock-storm!!!  For today and tomorrow, Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!  Practice for the eventuality that your paramour will one day ask you to “make love” by staring longingly into the mirror and beating your meat all slow and romantic-like, then go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl. …

Praise the melanin that tinges my penis, saving it from looking like an uncooked chicken leg!!!  For three more days, through March 5, Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!  Quit trying to steer with your teeth so you can beat yer meat and finger your bung at the same time (that’s a two-handed…

By Voltron’s vituperous Destructo-Cock!!!  For the next four days, Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through March 5!  Cry a single tear of joy as your son becomes a neurosurgeon/commando/astronaut/giant-dicked pornstar, then go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!! Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol.…

Asshole soup with a side of smeg-steak!!!  For the next five days, Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through March 5!  It’s an R-rated high school tale with the exuberant spirit of Calvin and Hobbes, Rick and Morty, Barry Ween, but with a big ol’ helping of sci-fi psychedelics, a decent side of…

Terrible smegma from Cygnaur-7!  Tomorrow, Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through March 5!  Wrench your swollen genitals away from the true AI threat—a mechanistic monstrosity that can stroke your wiener or flick your bean with an unbeatable algorithm that makes Deep Blue look like a foam-faced meth-head, thus nullifying all desire…

By Hordak’s hordes of horny man-whores!  The day after tomorrow—March 1—Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through March 5!  Fire up that weed-whacker, give that overgrown pubis of yours what-for by chopping it down to size, set it afire to root out any insurgent lice (helps to clutch the air and laugh…