Category: Kor’Thank
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cock-smack is happening, all you wiener-slingers who’ve had your meat slapped against a tongue causing you to chuckle confidently and be like heh heh cool, but then it graduates into a light smack with the palms or fingers and you’re like ouch but you don’t say anything because you don’t want to ruin…
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David Booker Reads the intro for Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl on YouTube!
Many thanks and much gratitude toward David Booker, who approached me online and asked if he could read Kor’Thank on Youtube! Please check out his reading here: David’s Reading of the intro for Kor’Thank on YouTube. He’s a brave man–Kor’Thank is the weirdest, arguably the most profane, and definitely the most subversive out of all…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Goddamned micro-dicked tech lords!” Pete Davidson rages. “Why the fuck won’t they leave us alone?” He peeks above our trench, then ducks back down as an AI-powered spider-drone cuts loose with its miniguns. “You know damn well why.” I slap another battery into my DE (directed energy) rifle. “Fuckers won’t stop until there’s no one…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the shaved asshole is happening, all you overachieving groomers who revel in the feel of a smooth, hairless bum, tingling with the slight burn of some in-grown-hair-fighting aftershave, only to forget the sonic amplification of bare-ass buttcheeks which leads to an extra loud clap when you try and release a normally silent fart—pa-PAP PAP!—drawing…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Murggh…I fell asleep in the bed of my soccer mom client. That happens sometimes, when you’re a professional Man Whore. Hmm, maybe I should pay to launder these sheets—that’s a metric ton of sex-juice crusties… Suddenly, a voice floats up the stairs: “We need to guard this goddamn map!” A chorus of dudes cheer in…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-bounce is happening, all you shy-ass bulge-slingers who’ve taken pains to hide your piece with compression shorts or medical tape but you got sloppy this morning so you wore gray sweatpants without flattening your peen, only to get taken hostage by some 90s-style euro-accented, faux-operator terrorists who line you up with the other…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Murggh…can’t sleep…might as well jerk it. A few minutes in, I break into song, the same one I always sing whenever I feel my nut start to build: “Whoaaa…we’re halfway there Whoaa-oh! Livin’ on a prayer Take my hand, we’ll make it I swear” Suddenly, my wiener surges out of my fingers. “ ‘Halfway there?’ …
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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