Category: Kor’Thank
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I roll out of bed, brew up some coffee, and sit down at my computer. What should I write about? Mech-suits? Elves? Astral phenomena that defy our understanding of causality and ethics? I flip up the screen and click on my browser. Myfriendshotmom dot com flashes open. WElp…thought I was gonna write, but I guess…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the old balls is happening, you once tight-sacked meat-slingers who have now become that codger in the locker room, flashing your ankle-knocking sack to any and all, when you’re suddenly confronted by a trio of AARP enforcers, two of whom grab your arms while the other menacingly dons a set of brass knuckles and…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Grammar Nazi Prime bursts from my closet, wielding a pair of red-ink pens. I fall from my chair and grab his wrists, preventing him from burying the pens in my eyes. After a quick back and forth in open guard, I worm a knee between us and pull off a scissor sweep—now I’m sitting atop…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dickmatyzation is going on, all you super-penised last of the humans who’re fleeing from a mob of horny zombies (yes, they should make a movie of that if they haven’t already) swinging your beautiful vajeen-widener from side to side, then matador-style—OLE!—chucking it to the right and compelling your pursuers to run in droves…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Yes, I lift big ol’ weights and know all about macros and metabolic conditioning, but I’m also versed in nerdisms galore. Everything from Naruto’s rasengan to twenty-sided die, all the way back to 90s X-men when Psylocke was licking oil off Cyclops’s cheek and throwing younger Kent into a horndog tizzy, forcing me to spend…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sex competition is going on, all you horny slappa-slappers who’re slappa-slapping away when suddenly you hear another couple on the other side of the wall, now instead of paying attention to making sex you’re eyeing the wall in annoyance, faking louder and louder expressions of pleasure, your fuck-minded competitors start doing the same,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“This is a training X-wing,” Luke informs me as we break free of the exosphere and soar into space. “Its hyperdrive is deactivated. It’s also reconfigured so we can sit side by side. Don’t touch anything unless I—” “This is so fucking COOL!” I blurt. “Where the fuck are the proton torpedoes?” I swivel in…
Kent Wayne 