Category: Kor’Thank
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for five days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for five days through October 6! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe into a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give…
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Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days through October 6! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha,…
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The day after tomorrow—October 2—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
The day after tomorrow—October 2—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through October 6! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha,…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the demon-cum is happening, all you pent-up fuckers who’ve saved it up for way too long, now as you get close to a mind-bending gasm the edges of the world haze with broken runes made of malice and shade, you hear yourself howling from a great distance away, holy shit Cthulu would piss itself…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I’m not quite a Swifty, but I’ve listened to Tay-dawg since she burst on the scene. So when I see her emerge from a just-parked car, I beeline toward her with a napkin and pen. “Taylor, could I get an autograph? I’ve been into your stuff for over a deca—” She freezes me in place…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the orgy tension is happening, all you devoted Tolkien fans who break out in cold sweat whenever Frodo and Sam share an emotionally weighted, will-they-won’t-they look that seems to go on for all of eternity, holy shit they’ve introduced Gollum are they going to spit-roast that grody little cave-dweller and flood his cavities with…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
This is a dream come true! I get invited to interview with the freakin’ AVENGERS? I always wanted to be an A-list superguy, but man…never thought I would be chilling this high in Stark Tower. I look around the 80th floor lounge. Where is everybody? It’s been over an hour. No worries—they’re probably saving the…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the whore-dog is happening, all you bored pedestrians who’re suddenly offered the mother of all hotdogs by a random-ass vendor, without thinking you snatch it up and jam it down your gob, tears pour forth and ruin the extra-thick mascara you decided to wear for no apparent reason whatsoever as you gluk-gluk-gluk like a…
Kent Wayne 