Category: Kor’Thank
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
We stop outside the gated compound. I take a deep breath and lock eyes with my fellow Man Whores. “She owes us money. All of us.” Hemsworth and Gosling nod in agreement. “Everyone thinks she’s a goddamn angel,” Pitt quavers. He cups his mouth and yells, “Martha Stewart, YOU ARE NO FUCKING ANGEL!” “Keep your…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-dirt is happening, all you squalid filthy nasties who’ve decided to emulate those culted-up celebrities in Hollywood and only shower once a week, only to discover a tiny colony of evolving hominids has sprung up around the root and the frenulum, holy shit they’re riding dinosaurs and waging wars what the fuck they’ve…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the apocalypse-gurble is happening, all you cocky mofos who’ve foolishly chosen to be a down-to-party boundary-pusher by maowing down a bunch of hot-ass ghost peppers and yukking it up with your fair weather friends, but now that you’re crawling across the floor and holding your ass shut with a trembling hand, everyone’s fled like…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Be nice to Brayden,” my daughter warns. “I really like him.” “ ‘Brayden?’ ” I raise an eyebrow. “I’m guessing that’s spelled with an unnecessary Y. Jesus Christ, were all the Trents and Graysons taken? He sounds like a boat shoe collecting, Ivy League roofie-slinger.” “Dad!” “All right, all right,” I grumble. How the fuck…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
A bead of sweat rolls down my temple. I gulp down food and glance side to side without turning my head. “Chicken’s good,” Giada De Laurentiis mutters. “Mm.” Sofia Vergara’s expression is straight-up lifeless, a perfect match to her deadpan tone. For the next few minutes, all I can hear is the scrape of cutlery,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the post-nut-clarity is happening, all you temporarily insane horndogs who’ve gone on a nether-smashing rampage with clowns, robots, a teddy bear with boobs, wrapping paper tubes filled with mayonnaise, peanut butter, relish (with just a little bit of sriracha to intensify the sensation), a slit in the sofa, a particularly large hairball, a sludgy…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“YOU’VE BEEN DOING GOOD, KENT,” the Big Guy booms. “WRITING NOVELS AND CAPITALIZING ON YOUR TALENT, JUST AS I INTENDED. I SHALL GRANT YOU A SINGLE WISH. SPEAK IT, AND IT SHALL BE.” I clench both fists and tense with excitement. “Quintuple my penis leng—” He interrupts with the psychic equivalent of holding out a…
Kent Wayne 