Category: Kor’Thank
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for five days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for five days (through April 5)! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe into a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give…
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Tomorrow—April 1—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
Tomorrow—April 1—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through April 5! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it…
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The day after tomorrow—April 1—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
The day after tomorrow—April 1—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through April 5! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha,…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the zom-taint is happening, all you thirsty-ass nightclubbers who go hard in the paint with the hipping and the hopping, building up a shitstorm of nastiness on your pungent undergunt while cutting rugs and busting moves, oh lucky for you you’ve found a DTF hottie who wants to shlorp nethers, UNlucky for you you…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Thanks for inviting me.” I clop into the Justice League’s voluminous conference chamber, looking appreciatively around as I halt before their iconic round table. “Never thought you’d approve me for membership.” “I didn’t,” Batman grunts. “The others outvoted me six to one. I have no idea why—inventing a martial art with your oversized penis hardly…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the nut-storm is happening, all you touch-and-go ’baters who beat or flick yourself right to the edge and wait for it to subside before doing it again, building up an increasingly massive load with each new round, suddenly an errant breeze tickles your nether bits and you have to freeze in place, clench your…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Man, the apocalypse wasn’t that bad! Yeah, we’ve got zombies, viruses, and mutated humanoids wandering through deserts, but once we secured our logistics and production, humanity settled into a network of reinforced hives. I’m based in New San Diego. We’ve got helos and jets, tons of artillery, a walled-and-towered perimeter that stretches for dozens of…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the death-hole is happening, all you doom-bringers who throw your friend a knowing look, tell em, “check this out,” and accidentally cut loose with a dimension-warping beefer, their eyes widen in horror before they deconstruct into a blurry quantum haze, you scream NOOOO but it’s too damn late because your ass makes Gimli’s horn-blowing…
Kent Wayne 