Category: Kor’Thank
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Death Cum is happening, all my fellow doo-bee-doo-bee-doers who’re doo-bee-doo-bee-doing down the sidewalk when suddenly everyone around you starts gibbering and snarling like meth’d-out Gollums, it takes you a hot fucking second to realize this is a no-shit invasion by malicious demons they’re galloping toward you on all fours, crawling along walls, leaping…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
We’re naked and kneeling, hands cuffed behind our backs, lined up for Martha Stewart’s sadistic viewing pleasure. With each step, her scrotum-shriveling armor clanks and pulses—it’s a blend of Sauron-edged layers and modular quantum tech. “You call yourselves Man Whores?” she sneers. “Pathetic. Look at this.” She stops at Gosling and gives him a contemptuous…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the heinous anus is happening, all you rebellious savages who don’t shave your b-holes and cultivate a thriving forest that spawns multiple tribes of tiny humanoids who go to war with rocks and clubs, then slowly evolve into an industrialized civilization, rapidly discover quantum computing and brain-machine interfaces, holy shit they’ve constructed giant braids…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I’ve finally attained Force Ghost status, but my traitorous peers have turned against me! I thrash violently with my mind, trying to free my astral presence from their psionic lock, but they’ve pinned my ass to a space-time approximate. “What the FUCK?!?” I fume. “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS???” They avert their gazes. Kenobi mutters,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-measuring is happening, all you shifty-ass rule-breakers who pull the measuring tape all the way back to the top of your buttcrack and try to convince others you’re in the double fucking digits when it’d actually be laughed at by a stunted hamster tail shriveled by the Arctic cold and held up as…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Damn, I’m writing up a storm! The hamster in my brain has gone from piddling indifferently on its idea-generator wheel, to becoming an indomitable source for creative output. If this were a movie, you’d see him go from being a cute lil’ jogger to a yoked-out beast—I’m talking eight pack abs, a steely-ass glare, and…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
Kent Wayne 