Category: Kor’Thank
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the rescue-cock is happening, all you wrongly accused meatslingers who’ve been framed by sinister parties and find yourself in court as the judge summarizes why you’re legally fucked, after which they lower their spectacles, look over the brim at you and ask if you have anything to say, sweat beads across your brow, how…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I don’t mind being a black chess pawn. Unlike humans, we don’t suffer from all the racial bullshit that pervades Earthling society. My life is simple—move one square ahead, attack diagonally to the left or right, and hopefully make it to the end of board. Unfortunately, all that’s about to change. White King angrily storms…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the penis-arm is happening, all you first-time gym-goers who start hitting the weights but you’re constantly trying not to exclaim, “Agh!” “Gross!” and other cries of disgust because you’re not sure whether these super-jacked meatheads are doing curls with blood-gorged arms or flexing a giant veiny wiener, after a while you get used to…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
IN A DYSTOPIAN WORLD, WHERE BILLIONAIRE MOGULS HAVE SHOWN THEIR SMALL-WIENERED CARDS… “Step forward, citizen.” The robo-drone regards me with its steadily blinking, ocular module. Sweat runs down my temples and cheeks. I’ve paid a fortune for a highly illegal penile dehancer (a telemetry broadcast device that fools scanners into reading my dick as acceptably…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dicktrap is happening, all you meatbeaters who have gotten all fancy and started flogging your penis with premium lube, right after you bust it hardens and you realize holy fuck it isn’t lube it’s FUCKING SUPERGLUE a winch-driven tether shoots from the ceiling, hooks your elbow and steadily begins to pull your arm…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Fuck, I hate this fucking bullshit. I’ve spent my entire life in Kent’s epididymis, waiting for my turn to heed the call. I’m either bored out of my mind, throwing out the remains of aged-out sperm, or swimming like a madman preparing for my one in a hundred million chance at reaching the egg. That’s…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the miniature civilization is happening, all you non-plucking laggards who let your ear hair grow to preposterous lengths, drum-beating subsistence hunters emerge from the tangle and begin making the trek down to your pubes where a matching set of tribes prowl your nasty-bits landscape, holy shit they’re going to war on your torso, littering…
Kent Wayne 