Category: Kor’Thank
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“What the FUCK?” Timothy Chalamet shoves me with both hands, causing me to stumble a few steps back. “Why the fuck are you even here??? This is reserved for top-shelf Man Whores!” He flings an outraged arm, encompassing the entirety of the cruise ship. Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, the Hemsworth brothers, and a bunch of…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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What the cum-dagger is happening, all you gross-ass beasts who splooge into the same damn sock for weeks on end, until it resembles a mythical crystal dagger that unlocks the secrets of the universe when placed into a magical groove in an ancient temple, suddenly you hear a click downstairs followed by muffled whispers, the…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
A deep, aggro voice bellows, “Knock fucking knock!” It’s accompanied by rude-ass banging—someone beating the hell out of my condo door. “What the fuck?” I open my door. A dozen dude-bros in shitty costumes eye me with disdain. “Trick or fucking treat,” the first one grunts. He thrusts out a trash bag. “Fill ’er up,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sky-hook-to-helo-to-horseback-to-the-top-of-a-bullet-train duel is happening, all you badass action heroes who are throwing hands with a pony-tailed villain from the early 90s, as the train screams through a darkened tunnel it emerges onto a picturesque rail hundreds of feet above water but for some godawful action movie reason, it’s running out of track, so…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Kent! KENT! Get your sweet ass back here, you curve-dicked Man Whore!” Martha Stewart stumbles through her mansion, waving a giant 4 Loko bottle. “I’m not done with you!” She stops in the center of her enormous marble foyer, then lasers in on me one floor up, peeking at her from behind an antique banister. …
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the heli-dick is happening, all you masturbatory fucks who unknowingly get subjected to the same unassailable logic that created Spider Man and suffer a minor wound from your radioactive propeller-hat, the next time you’re jerking it your dick accelerates into a circular blur, holy fucking shit it’s generating enough lift to raise you off…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Force Ghost Luke shakes me awake. “Hey! Get up, fucker!” “Huh? Whuzzah?” I blink and squint. “Why?” “Fucking Anakin! We’re both Force Ghosts, but he won’t stop fucking with me! Always teasing me for kissing Leia!” He clenches his fists, squinches his face, and grinds his teeth in ass-beating rage. “How could I have known…
Kent Wayne 