Category: Kor’Thank
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“And so, Kent Wayne, on all 3,874,932 grammar violations, as well as the crime of peeing in the shower, we find you…GUILTY!” Predictably, the entire courtroom (also comprised of narrow-penised Grammar Nazis), erupts in raucous jeers and hurrahs. “We all pee in the shower!” I rage. “WE ALL DO IT!” The courtroom breaks out in…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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What the Christmas shit is happening, all you eager-beaver-receivers of beautifully wrapped presents who wake up extra early to see if you can spot Santa, only to discover a festive-colored, green-and-red, candy-cane-striped shit on the empty plate which once held your customary tribute of cookies, the feces is still wreathed in goddamn steam, which means—aHA!—you…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Occasionally, I’ll spot an article that details “the hardest jobs in the world,” and break out in despairing maniacal laughter. I’m what passes for Kent Wayne’s brain—a literal hamster on a wheel that’ll live off cocaine if it ever becomes a viable option. You may be asking what’s so hard about my job. Run on…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the turtlehead is happening, all you arrogant fools who think you have the sheer force of will to deny your poop entry into the outside world and thus stare down at your anus with trembling lips, a sweat-soaked brow, and a livid stare where the veins on your eyeballs jump and twitch, you let…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
My phone lights up, split-screening the entire Joint Chiefs of Staff. Their four-star chairman barks, “Kent! Get Chuck Norris! We need him for a mission!” “Goddammit,” I grumble, slipping my dick back into my boxers. “Was just about to start watching myfriendshotmom dot com.” “You can bust a load after you’ve saved the world! Hell,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the long-balls is happening, all my fellow old-testicled folks who look into the mirror with trembling lips and welling eyes as you see your nuts sagging lower day after day, suddenly you drop to your knees, clutch the air and bawl “WHY GOD WHY?” Thugs bust in the door, turning your despair into sudden…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Who would have thought I’d compete in the Great British Baking Show, much less get to motherfucking Bread Week??? The audition was tough as all get out, but I’ve been killing it since the season began. Unfortunately, my newest bake, an olive and garlic sourdough loaf, has just shit the bed inside the oven. Black…
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