Category: Kor’Thank
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the over-the-shoulder-cum is happening, all you 99th-level jerkers who’ve just achieved the crowning achievement of all jerk-related activities and blown a wad that rocketed over your motherfucking shoulder, rest is for the weak, time for round 2, you’re slaving away with a white-knuckled grip, choking the absolute shit out of your friction-burnt meat and…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Get the fuck out of here!” my dick roars. “Fucking peon!” “Yes sir! Sorry sir!” The production assistant scurries away from our room. “Little harsh, don’t you think?” I throw Wiener a pointed look. “They fucked up the lighting on our last shoot. Made me look like a goddamn sea creature.” Wiener aggressively puffs a…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sky-cock is happening, all you jokey mofos who are chilling at the park pointing and laughing at a phallic-looking cloud that comes with all the trimmings like stubble and veins and prominent ridges when suddenly it starts moving closer and casts a shadow over your picnic holy shit you can see the frenulum…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Lorax! What’s wrong?” I hurry over to the spherical Seuss-being, right as he snorts coke off a petrified tree-stump. “Leave me alone!” he barks. “What the fuck do you know about speaking for the trees? I used to have free fucking reign of these motherfucking forests—now they’re filled with special ops larpers! Everywhere I look,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the robo-fuck is happening, all you desperate horny fools who buy a ChatGPT-powered pocket vajeen and eagerly stick your meat in the aperture, only to have it clamp down with its servo-powered ridges and trap your wiener in its mechanical clutches, two soulless eyes sprout on the shaft and burn with Mordor-furnace blaze, a…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Hey Kent.” Yoda floats over and claps me on the shoulder. “Good to see you as a fellow Force Ghost. How was the transition? Not too rough?” Obi Wan and Qui-Gon float up behind him. “Nope. It was damn near perfect. I was jerking it to myfriendshotmom dot com. Right before I bust, I see…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Ultimate Fucking Revenge is happening, all you lucky-ass mofos who stumble on the Jackpot Superpower, that of making anyone shit themselves upon your mental command, you start using it against everyone who annoys you (Karens, old men yelling at clouds, culture war enthusiasts, whoever the fuck decided baking oatmeal raisin cookies was a…
Kent Wayne 