Category: Echo
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Tomorrow—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle!
Terrible smegma from Cygnaur-7! Tomorrow—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle through December 11! Clench your sphincter and ready that scorched earth, strip-the-skin-off-your -skull, blow-your-intestines-out fart (built up from copious amounts of spicy, cheesy beans and not-so-fresh fermented cabbage) release it into the face of your obnoxious friend’s ugly baby (the one…
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Musings
In my opinion, “inner stillness” doesn’t lead to inaction. It leads to action from the best/deepest part of you, which shines all the clearer from your lack of interference. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3…
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In three days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle!
Hordak’s hordes of horny man-whores! The day after tomorrow—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle through December 11! Fire up that weed-whacker, chop that overgrown pubis of yours down to size, set it afire to root out insurgent lice (helps to clutch the air and laugh maniacally while you do so) and…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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In four days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle!
By my veiny, drip-free dick-root that sets Soccer Moms’ mouths to salivating! In three days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle through December 11! Stop visualizing that epic end scene in The Rock while taking a monster shit (the one where Nic Cage stabs his own heart with nerve agent antidote and…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the pale penis is happening, all you head-in-the-sand mofos who swear that penis color is a complete nonissue but can’t help but think of an alien parasite-looking baby mole-rat when you’re watching porn and you spot a sun-deprived wiener that had to have come from a redhead amongst redhea— Goddamn PHALLIST is what you…
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Musings
I use to dismiss the importance of feelings, but I’ve since changed my mind. Even at a practical level, they have incredible importance. They control health and perception, which is a direct influence on how much energy I’m allowed to generate (health) and the ability to see where it can do the most possible good…
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In four days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle!
Praise the melanin that colors my penis in earthen tones, instead of a pale, sickly, mole-rat-like pallor!!! (Penis color makes a difference and you all know it—you fucking KNOW it! HEH heh heh!) In four days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle through December 11! Finish masturbating in your full clown makeup…
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In five days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle!
Janus’s jizz-blasts!!! In five days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle through December 11! Maow down some asparagus, crack off another smelly orgasm into that fresh-mixed cookie dough, mail the resulting confections to your hated enemies, and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ass-smell is happening, all you dirty fucking birdies who’ve seen your partner wince and cringe as they’re about to give you oral pleasure but then they catch a whiff of the undying horror that resides in your colon and bravely fight through it even though a tear of despair wells up in the…
Kent Wayne 