Category: Echo
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Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By the cringe-inducing Hobbit-sex that must have occurred to populate the Shire! Tomorrow, May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days! Stop questioning your life choices as your lover spreads their bung, bringing to mind that famous scene involving Boba Fett and the Sarlacc Pit Monster—just EAT…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
YerNobberJobs! Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday! I hope you enjoy it! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By Captain Atom’s atomic asshole! The day after tomorrow, starting May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days! Quit scaring Karens with holy water and melanin and go tell everyone! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerSnoobenYob McThorbenGobble, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By the copious jizz-ropes that disgust and amaze as you flail side to side, frantically trying to avoid your own sperm! In three days, starting May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days! Quit making out with your chocolate covered fist while dancing badly to eighties synth…
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Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By the wild-haired taint that gives you pause before you take a deep breath and dive into its wilds like a true oral warrior! In four days, starting May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days! Crank the pulley-operated mechanism that will gradually remove those giant obsidian…
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Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By the robotic destructo-cock that threatens our relevance as flesh-and-blood males! In five days, starting May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days! Finish packing dogshit onto your enemy’s window wipers and stuffing it into the crevices of their car door handle (works best if it’s one…
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Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By Khyron’s cruel clit-play! In six days, starting May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days! Pull that record-breaking string of anal beads outta your dooker—slowly, SLOWLY…gotta treat this with the same level of care as a high-tech art-heist, or you risk becoming a cautionary tale/urban legend…Shla-POP! …
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Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By Hecate’s hordes of hairy Man-Whores!!! In one week, starting May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days! Finish churning your smegma into an unholy cheese that’ll melt faces and usher in a world-destroying entity that would make Cthulu shit his britches, then go tell everybody! WHOOO!!!…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
YogThobbelGurb McSnoogenBorg, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
Kent Wayne 