Category: Echo
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Murggh…I fell asleep in the bed of my soccer mom client. That happens sometimes, when you’re a professional Man Whore. Hmm, maybe I should pay to launder these sheets—that’s a metric ton of sex-juice crusties… Suddenly, a voice floats up the stairs: “We need to guard this goddamn map!” A chorus of dudes cheer in…
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What the dick-bounce is happening, all you shy-ass bulge-slingers who’ve taken pains to hide your piece with compression shorts or medical tape but you got sloppy this morning so you wore gray sweatpants without flattening your peen, only to get taken hostage by some 90s-style euro-accented, faux-operator terrorists who line you up with the other…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Murggh…can’t sleep…might as well jerk it. A few minutes in, I break into song, the same one I always sing whenever I feel my nut start to build: “Whoaaa…we’re halfway there Whoaa-oh! Livin’ on a prayer Take my hand, we’ll make it I swear” Suddenly, my wiener surges out of my fingers. “ ‘Halfway there?’ …
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What the gluk-job is happening, all you smug-ass wiener-slingers who’re overly confident in your ability to last through a beej, but then a mouth starts pummeling your peen with a barrage of gluk-gluk shlorpy and at first you wanna laugh because they look like a fish out of water that’s been turbocharged with crack, but…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
What the…why am I naked in an African savanna? I rub my eyes, blinking in confusion and clearing them of gunk. The last thing I remember was chilling at home, getting ready to do some wiener/lariat tricks for my Only Fans soccer mom viewers… “Quick!” Elon pokes out from behind a tree, levels a rifle,…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the skull-fuck is happening, all you loud-and-proud, no-one’s-the-boss-of-me damn strong peoples who will never, EVER let someone grab your noggin while obliterating your mouth but then age kicks in and you get goddamn tired of drawing the alphabet thousands of times over with your quivering, super-tired tongue, the TMJ is un-fucking-bearable so now you’re…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Help! HELP!” Kent Wayne’s scrotum yells. “What? Huh?” I snuffle-snort awake. “What the hell?” His nuts try and suck up into his speedo, but it’s no use—they’re pendulous as hell, they’ve plopped out of the hammock, and there’s no way they’re gonna shloop back inside. “This fucker fell asleep in the sun! I’m burnt as…
Kent Wayne 