Category: Echo
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Wassup, my fellow Force-ghosts? Fives.” I stride confidently into the Jedi gathering, holding up a hand and clapping it against Windu’s immaterial palm. Obi Wan Kenobi gives me a dubious look. “Didn’t realize you’d attained master status. Nevertheless, it is evidenced by your aetheric instantiation. Welcome to our—” Yoda points past my shoulder. “Arrived, dickface…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the summer penile syndrome is happening (yes, it has an entry on Wikipedia and no, there aren’t any pics in it), all you wiener-slingers who’re struck by an abundance of itchy red dots which causes you to sprint at full speed throughout your house screaming FUUUUUUCKKKK!!! at the absolute top of your adrenalized lungs,…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Superman extends a hand. “Have a seat.” “Thanks.” I scoot in and lower into my chair. “To what do I owe the pleasure? I’m a street-level metahuman—figured I wouldn’t even be on the Big Three’s radar.” Batman rasps, “I started out street-level. That doesn’t mean you can’t make a difference.” “Definitely.” Wonder Woman gives me…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cock-smack is happening, all you wiener-slingers who’ve had your meat slapped against a tongue causing you to chuckle confidently and be like heh heh cool, but then it graduates into a light smack with the palms or fingers and you’re like ouch but you don’t say anything because you don’t want to ruin…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Goddamned micro-dicked tech lords!” Pete Davidson rages. “Why the fuck won’t they leave us alone?” He peeks above our trench, then ducks back down as an AI-powered spider-drone cuts loose with its miniguns. “You know damn well why.” I slap another battery into my DE (directed energy) rifle. “Fuckers won’t stop until there’s no one…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the shaved asshole is happening, all you overachieving groomers who revel in the feel of a smooth, hairless bum, tingling with the slight burn of some in-grown-hair-fighting aftershave, only to forget the sonic amplification of bare-ass buttcheeks which leads to an extra loud clap when you try and release a normally silent fart—pa-PAP PAP!—drawing…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
