Category: Echo
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
This is a dream come true! I get invited to interview with the freakin’ AVENGERS? I always wanted to be an A-list superguy, but man…never thought I would be chilling this high in Stark Tower. I look around the 80th floor lounge. Where is everybody? It’s been over an hour. No worries—they’re probably saving the…
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What the whore-dog is happening, all you bored pedestrians who’re suddenly offered the mother of all hotdogs by a random-ass vendor, without thinking you snatch it up and jam it down your gob, tears pour forth and ruin the extra-thick mascara you decided to wear for no apparent reason whatsoever as you gluk-gluk-gluk like a…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I roll out of bed, brew up some coffee, and sit down at my computer. What should I write about? Mech-suits? Elves? Astral phenomena that defy our understanding of causality and ethics? I flip up the screen and click on my browser. Myfriendshotmom dot com flashes open. WElp…thought I was gonna write, but I guess…
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What the old balls is happening, you once tight-sacked meat-slingers who have now become that codger in the locker room, flashing your ankle-knocking sack to any and all, when you’re suddenly confronted by a trio of AARP enforcers, two of whom grab your arms while the other menacingly dons a set of brass knuckles and…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Grammar Nazi Prime bursts from my closet, wielding a pair of red-ink pens. I fall from my chair and grab his wrists, preventing him from burying the pens in my eyes. After a quick back and forth in open guard, I worm a knee between us and pull off a scissor sweep—now I’m sitting atop…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dickmatyzation is going on, all you super-penised last of the humans who’re fleeing from a mob of horny zombies (yes, they should make a movie of that if they haven’t already) swinging your beautiful vajeen-widener from side to side, then matador-style—OLE!—chucking it to the right and compelling your pursuers to run in droves…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Yes, I lift big ol’ weights and know all about macros and metabolic conditioning, but I’m also versed in nerdisms galore. Everything from Naruto’s rasengan to twenty-sided die, all the way back to 90s X-men when Psylocke was licking oil off Cyclops’s cheek and throwing younger Kent into a horndog tizzy, forcing me to spend…
Kent Wayne 