Category: Echo
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What the sham-ass is happening, all you horndogs who’ve been drawn in by a booty that’s been enhanced with filters, lighting, multiple takes, the right angle and calculated posture, but when you meet that person in real life and strip off the space-age fabric that contributes to their ass looking like a perfectly formed, anime-forged…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Between running on my wheel to power Kent’s brain, and supervising the functions of his muscular body, I am straight up EXHAUSTED. That’s right—I’m the furry rodent inside his noggin. Widely known as True Hamster. You may think of him as a lumbering he-slut, but it may surprise you to know that his natural IQ…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the holi-dick is happening, all you adventurous revelers who like to mash nethers dressed in an eye-catching costume and decide to carry it forward to a vigorous hole-widening after a Thanksgiving feast, only to realize too little too late that as you’re thrusting away with a full belly this is the opposite of sexy…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
As my rollercoaster section creaks up the tracks, Neil Degrasse Tyson pulls up beside me on a jetpack. “NDT!” My eyes widen in surprise. “What are you doing here???” “See this?” He brandishes a middle finger, jabs it into my peeper— “Ow! FUCK!” —then brandishes it again. “Take a good fucking look! You think I…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the elevator-fart is happening, all you high-rise ascenders who like to play Russian roulette in a crowded elevator by slowly, EVER so slowly, letting up on the pucker and releasing a muted hiss of face-killing gas, only to suddenly lose control and let the cheeks start thwacking—pa-pap-pap PAP—inducing a moment of stunned silence, which…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Check out these nipples!” Elon exclaims, lofting his surgically modified, six-inch milk-spouts. “And don’t forget about my areolas! Fuck a pepperoni—these things are as big as a goddamn pizza! Come get you some a’ this billionaire titty milk!” Bezos gallops over on all fours, mewling and sniveling like Gollum in heat. As he latches on…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-melanin is happening, all you meat-beaters who’ve realized the outdated standard of length has given way to a gamut of preferences to not just include girth, but also curve and hue, some of you are wiping your brow and exclaiming WHEW because your womb-hammer hasn’t been cursed with the now-unfashionable shade of translucent…
Kent Wayne 