Category: Echo
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-dirt is happening, all you squalid filthy nasties who’ve decided to emulate those culted-up celebrities in Hollywood and only shower once a week, only to discover a tiny colony of evolving hominids has sprung up around the root and the frenulum, holy shit they’re riding dinosaurs and waging wars what the fuck they’ve…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the apocalypse-gurble is happening, all you cocky mofos who’ve foolishly chosen to be a down-to-party boundary-pusher by maowing down a bunch of hot-ass ghost peppers and yukking it up with your fair weather friends, but now that you’re crawling across the floor and holding your ass shut with a trembling hand, everyone’s fled like…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Be nice to Brayden,” my daughter warns. “I really like him.” “ ‘Brayden?’ ” I raise an eyebrow. “I’m guessing that’s spelled with an unnecessary Y. Jesus Christ, were all the Trents and Graysons taken? He sounds like a boat shoe collecting, Ivy League roofie-slinger.” “Dad!” “All right, all right,” I grumble. How the fuck…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
A bead of sweat rolls down my temple. I gulp down food and glance side to side without turning my head. “Chicken’s good,” Giada De Laurentiis mutters. “Mm.” Sofia Vergara’s expression is straight-up lifeless, a perfect match to her deadpan tone. For the next few minutes, all I can hear is the scrape of cutlery,…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the post-nut-clarity is happening, all you temporarily insane horndogs who’ve gone on a nether-smashing rampage with clowns, robots, a teddy bear with boobs, wrapping paper tubes filled with mayonnaise, peanut butter, relish (with just a little bit of sriracha to intensify the sensation), a slit in the sofa, a particularly large hairball, a sludgy…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“YOU’VE BEEN DOING GOOD, KENT,” the Big Guy booms. “WRITING NOVELS AND CAPITALIZING ON YOUR TALENT, JUST AS I INTENDED. I SHALL GRANT YOU A SINGLE WISH. SPEAK IT, AND IT SHALL BE.” I clench both fists and tense with excitement. “Quintuple my penis leng—” He interrupts with the psychic equivalent of holding out a…
Kent Wayne 