Category: Echo
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the scrote-prank is happening, all you deviant tricksters who like to hang brain (pull your ballbag through the zipper for all to see) and fool people into looking at (quite possibly) the ugliest part of the human anatomy so you can revel in their spit-takes and horrified gasps, but this time your chin-slapper ripples…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Another day o’ writing! Doo bee doo bee doo…I sit at my desk, crack my knuckles, and open the ol’ mind-hole, signaling that my brain is open for business. Any muse that wants to drop in, go ahead—drench my face-neck-and-chest with your imaginal seed, come thru with the ideas and bomb-ass scenes! Unfortunately, nothing pops…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cock-snare is happening, all you meat-swingers who’ve gotten careless with your pocket-vajeen booby trap inspections and unwittingly stuck your womb-hammer into the rubbery aperture, only to have a display on its shaft light up with the image of that creepy clown-villain from Saw who goes on to inform you that you have 5…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Ugh…Martha Stewart lured me into her van with pizza, mountain dew, and the most delicious variants of Elmer’s glue, but after using me like a cheap piece of meat on sale at Costco, she kicked my ass out into the unforgiving desert. Wait…up ahead…is that a camper? Do my eyes deceive me, or… No, it’s…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the fuck-shlorp is happening, all you shlorpy shlurpy enthusiasts who are truly digging the shloppylicious audio/tactile accompaniment that comes with a shlippery-shlidey orifice but you take it a step too far in the middle of doggy style and start singing the bridge from Adam Sandler’s catchy-as-hell tune “Lunchlady Land,” belting out, “SLOPPY JOE, SLOPPY…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Bit o’ shrooms, bit o’ Tacoma FD followed by some bomb-ass kdramas… As I’m drifting off on my gamete-coated futon, my closet door bangs open—it’s my rabid ex, Irma Horfendorff! Before I can react, she’s got me in a solid rear naked choke. “Shh…shhhhh….” Then it all goes dark. … …….. “What the…” I blink…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the gray-sweat-pantsed-wiener is happening, my fellow giant-pieced thriller protagonists who’ve been snapped up by the feds for some erroneous fucking bullshit but despite your fervent pleas to go after the REAL villain, they’ve decided to give you a ride back to headquarters so you dip your head, a band of shadow falls across your…
Kent Wayne 