Category: Echo
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What the dust-dick is happening, all you dry-spell mofos who are looking down at your sad withered peen which could feasibly double as Théoden King of Rohan when Grima Wormtongue was poisoning his mind with evil sibilant whispers, sometimes it coughs up desiccated sperm and speaks in a quavery voice that would evoke condescending laughter…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Damn bruh, those mushrooms were strong! Had a good ol’ trip before I nodded off to Adventure Time… What the…where am I? The appliances are sci-fi, but distinctly old-school; they’ve got that worn-down, slightly beaten look. I zero in on a bed in the corner. The dude under the blanket looks familiar, but it’s covering…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-lips are happening, all you folks who happen to be looking at a sleeping wiener when it suddenly rears up and snarls in a beat-your-ass tone (take your pick between New Yawk mobster, backwoods mutant-adjacent overalls-wearing hillbilly, or Clint from Gran Torino after his hemorrhoids explode and spontaneously catch fire) “What the FUCK…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“And so, Kent Wayne, I challenge you to a dick-measuring contest.” Elon steeples his fingers in front of his nose and mouth, and regards me over his super sleek, tech-mogul-worthy desk. “Should you win, I shall gift you with my assets and possessions.” “And if I lose?” I raise an eyebrow. “I will sever your…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the surprise purple-nurple is happening, all you unsuspecting grown-ups who forgot kids are savages that have only recently been expelled from an interdimensional entrance (fun fact: if you believe individuated consciousness originates on another plane and merges with matter, the vajeen arguably qualifies as a dimension-spanning portal, which means on a daily basis, you’re…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I want you to teach me.” Steven Seagal, in all his creepy-gross glory, is knocking out shirtless pushups right at my feet. His thick-haired gut slops on the floor, making wet shlorpy noises with each halfass rep—it’s like his stomach is making out with the ground. “You’re a professional Man Whore. Teach me your ways.”…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the machine-penis is happening, all my fellow meatslingers who are watching the rise of AI with growing alarm—fuck the jobs, they’re trying to outperform your mothershitting DICK—but machine-wieners are way too sneaky and take advantage of our kindness, they proliferate through the masses until suddenly, one day, a machine-cock is elected to the highest…
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