Category: Echo
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What the heli-dick is happening, all you masturbatory fucks who unknowingly get subjected to the same unassailable logic that created Spider Man and suffer a minor wound from your radioactive propeller-hat, the next time you’re jerking it your dick accelerates into a circular blur, holy fucking shit it’s generating enough lift to raise you off…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Force Ghost Luke shakes me awake. “Hey! Get up, fucker!” “Huh? Whuzzah?” I blink and squint. “Why?” “Fucking Anakin! We’re both Force Ghosts, but he won’t stop fucking with me! Always teasing me for kissing Leia!” He clenches his fists, squinches his face, and grinds his teeth in ass-beating rage. “How could I have known…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the zoom-choke is happening, all you sociopathic, Fight Club/Office Space-minded fucks who’re chained to your desk in a remote meeting, watching your boss gibber on about leveraging bandwith and best practices into actionable items that move the needle, suddenly an earthquake hits and dislodges a buttplug from the top of their bookshelf, sending it…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I unlock my condo and step inside. “Holy shit—ELON MUSK???” His pants are down around his ankles, exposing his pimply, sun-deprived ass. He clenches his fists, squinches his face, and— “HNNNGHHH!” Bill Gates’ head pops out from his butthole. He takes a quick look around, meets my eyes, and screeches, “No, Elon NO! I’ve been…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the terror-cum is happening, all you meatpackers who suffered from random-ass boners when you were called up to the chalkboard to solve a stupid-ass math problem, now you’re fully grown and that shit comes roaring back during a company-wide presentation, only it’s beyond just a boner you’re fucking spasming and twitching, jizz will erupt,…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“AAGGH! PHBBBT!” I bang my head against Taylor Swift’s desk as she blasts my eye with high-pressure squizz (squirt-jizz). She doesn’t notice—she’s lost in ecstasy due to my Man Whore ministrations. “Ow…” I back out of the desk and rise to my feet, rubbing the goose-egg on my skull. “You could’ve warned me.” She flaps…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Sam-Frodo-Gollum love triangle is happening, all you folks who stumble on the Lord of the Rings director-only supercut and straighten up in your seat as you view a Majestic-12-level classified scene where Sam and Frodo are spit-roasting Gollum, ravaging his Ring-shriveled orifices with unabashed enthusiasm causing you to jump up and holler, “I…
Kent Wayne 