What the superspy-battle is happening, all you chic lethal assassins who’ve accosted your mortal nemesis in a high-rise elevator made of glass and steel and custom-built alloy, you’re exchanging punches/elbows/knees in the clinch and avoiding wild swipes with exotic knives while looking hella badass in your highly fashionable GQ businesswear, on pure instinct you hit him in the solar plexus causing him to gag and struggle for air, a second later you see a way to end this fight and end bust through the overhead hatch, pull down your pants and undies in one fell swoop, and unleashing the mother of all farts into the elevator cabin, your opponent starts screaming and begging for his mother, tears stream down your cheeks as you realize no one should die like this but what can you do the guy was trying to fucking stab you, holy shit your gaseous beefer is causing the metal to rust and the paint to peel, the inside of the elevator now resembles a decrepit-ass holdover from a civilization that’s several decades into a zombie apocalypse, meanwhile, your opponent is crying and whispering, begging you to stop, you break out in sobs because this is more inhumane than when that German stabbed the American at the end of Saving Private Ryan and gently shushed him as the knife went in and the life left his body—
What in the FUCK! Just work on your overhand right or hit him with a liver shot! Jesus fucking Christ!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old Paperback here: Weapons of Old, paperback. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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