Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!

Check out my first venture into YA fantasy!  The last Wayfarer and a High Taire Duelist!  A magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi, and an evil trio of Sytishi Whisper Folk!  All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor.

Get A Door into Evermoor here:  A Door into Evermoor  Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1   Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!🙂 🙂 😀

Musings

I can exercise superficial discipline, where I force myself to do something, bemoaning and hating it the entire time (I’ve operated this way for most of my life), but there’s a higher discipline that serves me better, one where I consistently seek the easiest-feeling pathway of thought (with negative emotions, this feels like relief.  With positive emotions, it’s simply a matter of abiding in the positivity).

This higher discipline can be applied at any time, under any condition.  It amplifies my efforts by infusing my outlook with acceptance and focus, allowing me to spot opportunity with my expanded perception.  When it’s all said and done, it turns my “discipline” into play.

Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description, action, perspective, and symbolism as you progress through the series. #WritingCommunity

Here’s the link: Echo.

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization! 🙂 🙂 😀    

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜   #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited #WritingCommunity

Yet another weird ad for my novels

Nothing beats an afternoon nap.  Stretch my arms overhead, big ol’ yawn, and—

Directly above me, a bleached asshole spasms and dilates.

“What the—NO!”  I scrabble downward just in time.  As Amber Heard expels a foot-long dook, I fall off the bed in a tangle of sheets.  Craggy shit steams from my pillow, marking the spot where I lay a second prior.

She yanks up her pants and gives me a raspberry.  Two quick strides, then she dives through my window and rolls onto the lawn.  I run to the window and yell, “What the FUCK?!?!?!” 

Before she can answer, funnels of smoke pour from her ears.  She jigs in place, flailing and twitching, then collapses on my lawn in a crumpled heap. 

Holy shit!  A robot!

I sprint out my door and onto the lawn, crouching beside her as electric bolts fritz across her skin.  “Who sent you?” I demand, shaking her by the arms.  “WHO?”

She opens her mouth wide, projecting a wide blue cone of holographic light.  A dick-like head blinks into existence, mocking me with a sinister grin.

“Hello, Kent.”

“Bezos!” I gasp.  “You’re sending evil robots to shit on peoples’ beds?  Why?”

Jeff shrugs.  “Went to space, saved some whales…only so much I can do before I get bored.” 

“You won’t get away with this!” I sputter.  “As Batman is my witness, I swear I’ll—”

“Yeah?” he sneers.  “What are you gonna do, writer-boy?  I command an army of beautiful shit-robots—the newest models are ten times hotter, ten times shittier!  No one escapes my shit-tinged wrath—NO ONE!”  He slashes the air with an angry backhand, his features twisting with lunatic rage.

“We’ll see about that,” I hiss.  Then I open my eReader to a Kent Wayne novel, tapping into its reality-distortion powers.  Magic flash.

———

“What the—” Bezos looks around, stunned and surprised.  “How’d you teleport me into the back of a cop car?”

“Don’t know and don’t care.  All that matters is that you can’t get out.”  I reach over to the console and crank up the heat.

He laughs disbelievingly.  “You think uncomfortably high temperatures will break my will?”

“That’s only part of it,” I reply, lifting a buttcheek and silently releasing a hissy fart.  “You wanna sic shit-robots on the innocent masses?  Reap what you sow, asshole, reap what you sow.”  Then I pause and cock my head.  “Smells like bread, doesn’t it?”  (People love the smell of fresh-baked bread—it’s the perfect way to ambush ’em with farts).

Bezos takes a reflexive sniff.  “Bread?  What are you—”  Then it hits.  As he breaks into a series of violent coughs, necrotic black veins crawl across his skin.  “You FUCKER!”  He lays on the seat and tries to kick out the window, but it ain’t gonna happen—the glass is reinforced.  “Oh God, the heat makes it so much worse!  I can’t—”  He stops talking, wracked by another fit of savage coughs.

“Please!” he gasps, slamming up against the grill between the front and back seats.  The vessels in his eyes start to burst, speckling the whites with hellish red.  “PLEASE!”

“Oh, look.”  I nod at the filthy brown cloud formed from my gasses.  “You’re in for a treat—this only happens with omega-level breakup farts.  The forecast for today is melted faces and death-ravaged bones.”

“NOOOOOOOOO!!!”

As the rain begins to fall, skin sloughs off Bezos’s frame, congealing into a gory puddle across the back seats.  Pretty soon, all that’s left is a hollow-eyed skeleton.

That’s what you get for shitting on my bed!  Kent Wayne wins again!

😀

 

Has a ruthless billionaire sicced a beautiful shit-robot on you, interrupting your sleep with a winking brown-eye?  Never fear!  Buy my books and claim your vengeance!  Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #WritingCommunity

Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl!  #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited 

Echo Volume 1 gets five stars on Amazon!

SkerJooberYoobs!  Echo 1 gets a five-star on Amazon!  Big Thank You to all who have bought and/or reviewed my books!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, and zany ads WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #WritingCommunity

Give my books a read and a review!

What the anus-magic is happening, all you weak-minded fools who’re extracting the beads one by one, but then that dog-like reflex to pull instead of dig grabs a hold of you and you start going hand over hand, faster and faster, and you think this is really neat it’s like the endless handkerchief magicians use on stage wow how many of these can you fit in your bum suddenly your partner lets loose with a howl of anguished protest and you think dear God in heaven what HAVE I DONE right before their desecrated butthole goes SPLOO—

What the hell, man!  You’re defusing a bomb, not playing a game of motherfucking tug-of-war!  No butthole will trust you ever again!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #WritingCommunity

🙂 🙂 😀

Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!

Check out my first venture into YA fantasy!  The last Wayfarer and a half-Elven princess!  Elerica City and fire-breathing wyverns!  All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor.

Get A Door into Evermoor here:  A Door into Evermoor  Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1   Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!🙂 🙂 😀

Musings

As the years pass, I’ve come to realize the “price” I must pay is abiding in acceptance—ceasing to obsess over conditions and machinations and allowing myself to viscerally appreciate whatever’s in front of me.

That’s why I was doing all that work in the first place.  Now that I’ve figured out I can get there without the work, I think of it less as a “price” and more as a right.

Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description, action, perspective, and symbolism as you progress through the series. #WritingCommunity

Here’s the link: Echo.

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization! 🙂 🙂 😀    

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜   #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited #WritingCommunity