Tag: Scifi
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Get yer copy of Echo!
Oh hello my fellow secret squirrels—all of you who lead upstanding lives and refuse to openly admit that the best pleasure you’ve ever experienced in your entire freaking life is when you really had to dook and you made it to the bathroom with one second left and that if it didn’t hurt so much…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Most of us watch porn. As a writer, I’m forced to delve into uncomfortable truths and dance around them with well-spun fictions. I know most of you guys are writers as well, so you know exactly what I’m talking about. No one wants to openly admit that the glut of entertainment The Masses absorb into…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
booooommmmSHAKALAKAMOTHERFREAKIN’MCBAMSKIES!!! Up and at em! But first—whoever that was that was reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday…Thank You!!! Thank You So Much!!! WHOOOOOO!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
Hello my fellow fleshlings who form a network of self-important mycelium that struggles not to congeal into a massive, soul-deadened fist that rips through the Earth’s fragile, metaphorical anus! This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo! Forget your woes and replace them with the woes of an angry cyborg-soldier…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
sker’BLAMMO! Whoever those fine folk were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday…Thank You! GREAT way to motivate me when I’m about to start plinking away at Echo 4!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Ugh…what time is it? Last thing I remember is eating a Cheeba Chew and passing the F out. Everything’s different now, and not in a good way: I’m ensconced in a mound of debris that makes the one in the Star Wars trash compactor look like a cute little desktop wastebasket. I claw my way…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
sk’Bam McSLAMS! Whoever those upstanding Amaze-Os were that were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday…I wish you a hale and hearty Thank You! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“What do you think he’s got planned for us today, Blue Monkey?” Blue Monkey scratches his head. “Not sure, but it can’t be anything good. Last time, he let his dog Bitefighter play with us. Dozens of the new barrel were eaten.” I shudder in horror. “I’m sorry—most of my buddies were eaten as well. …
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Thank You Recent Echo Reader!!!
YeaaaaAAAAHHHH BUDDY!!! I wake up and BAM! I see that some Amaze-O people were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever those people are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I’m lounging around reading comics, watching Bitefighter—my loyal buddy and 10 lb. Terrier Extraordinaire—doodling on his PlaySkool whiteboard, and I can’t help but smile. Little fella’s always messing around with string theory-related stuff like the intricacies of a portable white hole or spontaneous manifestation of 11th dimensional phenomena in our 3-D world or something else…
