Get yer copy of Echo!

Oh hello my fellow secret squirrels—all of you who lead upstanding lives and refuse to openly admit that the best pleasure you’ve ever experienced in your entire freaking life is when you really had to dook and you made it to the bathroom with one second left and that if it didn’t hurt so much you’d be doing it all the time:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Forget the banality of being surrounded by men in your workplace who were once Bros and now desperately cling to their sanity by numbing themselves through the latest trendy TV show, or happy hours where they talk about the same damn thing over and over!  Forget all that and enjoy cyborg-soldiers, future wizards, and hairy rowr-beasts instead!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon!  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Positive reviews give us indie authors the same amaze-balls Feels you might experience if you encounter that one dude with the REALLY bad BO (we all know at least one), and he was all like, “Sorry I gotta put on some shorts, it’s just too hot in here.”  The sheer horror of the prospect would steal your breath, and by the time you were able to articulate a protest, Stinky McStinkerson would have already come out of the bathroom in shorts.  A green miasma would emanate from the gap between the fabric and his legs.  As that evil mist crept ever closer, forming into long-dead faces of dracoliches and serial killers, a bolt of blue summer lightning would come streaking down from the sky and strike McStinkerson dead.  Now imagine:  that wave of utter bliss that envelops your soul when you realize you don’t have to breathe in this guy’s ungodly nut-stank?  That is EXACTLY how we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author Kent Wayne a big solid and leave a nice review for him on the ’Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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