Tag: Scifi
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
IN THE YEAR 2030, TINDER AND BUMBLE HAVE BEEN RAVAGED BY DOUCHE-BROS. AMIDST WAVES OF POPPED COLLARS AND PABST BLUE RIBBON BEER, ONE MAN STANDS AGAINST THE TREND-BORNE MADNESS… “Kent Wayne! We’re fucking coming for you, brah!” I run through a San Francisco alleyway, vaulting over a stack of old boxes and broken boards. My…
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Echo 1 is FREE for two days; Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for four days!
By Odin’s gray-wisped sack! Echo 1 is FREE for 2 days; Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for four days! Blast off into a dreamworld of magic….AND hardboiled cyborg soldier dystopia with a big ol’ helping of Echo! Tell your friends, tell your family, finish whipping your thralls you earned…
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Echo 1 is FREE for three days; Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for five days!
Ghost pepper soup, try not to poop! What’s up my fellow gastroenterological warriors, all ye who seek to spare your fellow humans from the inevitable horrors that spill from your colon? Echo 1 is FREE for 3 days; Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for five days! Come get…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“AAAHHHH!!!” “NO NO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO—” *GULP* “Oh sweet JESUS —” “Grain 358? Grain 211? Are you guys there? GUYS???” “Please—let us back in the bins! PLLLLEEEEAAAASEEE—” TEN MINUTES AGO: I tumble around in the bin with my fellow bits of carne asada, yukking it up as we bust each others’ balls. …
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Echo 1 is FREE for three days; Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for five days!
Wassap my fellow craze-ologists! Echo 1 is FREE for 3 days; Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for five days! Where else can you fulfill your need for robot on wizard on cyborg action without turning to some seriously deviant anime??? NOWHERE! Tell your friends, tell your family, quit fiddling…
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Echo 1 is FREE for four days; Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for six days!
Mcshnapskies with cheese! Echo 1 is FREE for 4 days; Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for six days! What’s Echo about? Face-blastin’, force-castin’, socio-econ theory-craftin’…(sorry, that’s all I’ve got—still working on my rap game). Tell your friends, tell your family, tell those hunger-gremlins in your belly who cry…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I’m Kent4987, a Special Operations Sperm, the elite of the elite. In order to pass Selection and get badged as an SOS operator, I had to carry twice as much as DNA as those bozos in the Spermatazoic Marine Corps, and endure a thousand times more pain. Many try, but few succeed. The final test…
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Echo 1 is FREE for four days; Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for six days!
NugganoochascoobieMcFOO! Echo 1 is FREE for 4 days; Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for six days! Get yer fix for zippy zap pew pew pew budda budda “Not on my watch” “Use your feelings, Luke,” *Requiem for a dream theme song* madness!!! Tell your friends, tell your family…tell…
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Starting today, Echo 1 is FREE for five days; Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for seven days!
Hello, fellow makers of laser noises! (Pew pew! Pew pew pew! SO fun!) Echo 1 is FREE for 5 days; Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for a week! Immerse yourself in some angry robot on monster on wizard action (they all come together in Echo 3) and let that…
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Quick update on the paperback proof
So I corrected the font and spacing, pasted my document into a Createspace template, then ordered another proof. As you can see, I was able to lower the page count in the second proof. Unfortunately, using the Createspace template messed up my formatting, so it looks all jacked up inside. So I had to go…
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