Tag: Scifi

  • Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!

    Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!

    UngGooberPoobers!  Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!  Punch your local super annoying food-gasmer in the motherfucking face—MMMMmmmm…UUUUUUHHHhhhh….OHHHGODDDDSODELICIOUS—and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon until the sale ends…

  • Chapter 19 of Kor’Thank is UP!

    Chapter 19 of Kor’Thank is UP!

    Ker’THOBBER STOBBER!  Chapter 19 of Kor’Thank is UP!  Kor’Thank (now Kora) mates with his (her?) first Earthling girl, and of course, being the beast-ass barbarian that he (she?) is, manages to involve Metallica in a tawdry-as-fuck, METAL-as-fuck, Kor’Thank-style love scene!  Check it out here:  Chapter 19 of Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl

  • Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!

    Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!

    Skibble Skabble McNABBLE-fabble!  Thank ya thank ya THANK YA to those amaze-o-brained folks who bought Echo on Kindle yesterday!  Whoever you peeps are…Thank You So Much!!!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle…

  • Echo Volume 4 gets a five-star on Amazon!

    Echo Volume 4 gets a five-star on Amazon!

    YerDoobiduss YingBongerDommers!  Jessica throws Echo 4 five stars on Amazon!  Thank You muchly Jessica!!!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 &…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!!!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!!!

    GUN-THUNGA-FUCKLES MC-SNOOZLE-WHORES, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on…

  • Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!

    Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!

    NuhGibbity YibYob!  BIG OL’ Thanks goes out to those folks who were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday!  Whoever you guys are…Thank You So Much!!!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol.…

  • Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!

    Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!

    Nergopolis Fuhldoosifer!  BIG ol’ Thanks goes out to those folks who were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday!  Whoever you people are…Thank You So Much!!!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol.…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    The last thing I remember is struggling for breath.  My nursing home attendants were attaching electrodes to my chest, readying a defibrillator…   ONE REINCARNATION LATER: I look down at my hands, puzzled by their cartoonish outlines.  This isn’t my body.  Not the one I had, anyway. “And who might you be?” I look toward…

  • Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for today and tomorrow!

    Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for today and tomorrow!

    Snugga-snooch mull-boffity kit-GOO!  Echo 2, 3, and 4 are $0.99 for today and tomorrow!  Drop from that spread-eagle position above the doorway (I know, I know—some of you were planning to surprise an unwitting passerby with a wedgie-into-blindfold, and some of you were gonna go with the quick swipe below the nose with a loaded stink-finger) and go…

  • Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow! Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for five days!

    Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow! Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for five days!

    The ENTIRE Echo series is on sale!  Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow!  Echo 2, 3, and 4 are $0.99 for four days:  from today to November 21!  Inform your lover you have to go download Echo, gently remove your arm from the depths of their butthole as their eyes widen in horror…