Tag: Scifi
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Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
UngGooberPoobers! Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! Punch your local super annoying food-gasmer in the motherfucking face—MMMMmmmm…UUUUUUHHHhhhh….OHHHGODDDDSODELICIOUS—and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon until the sale ends…
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Chapter 19 of Kor’Thank is UP!
Ker’THOBBER STOBBER! Chapter 19 of Kor’Thank is UP! Kor’Thank (now Kora) mates with his (her?) first Earthling girl, and of course, being the beast-ass barbarian that he (she?) is, manages to involve Metallica in a tawdry-as-fuck, METAL-as-fuck, Kor’Thank-style love scene! Check it out here: Chapter 19 of Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Skibble Skabble McNABBLE-fabble! Thank ya thank ya THANK YA to those amaze-o-brained folks who bought Echo on Kindle yesterday! Whoever you peeps are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Echo Volume 4 gets a five-star on Amazon!
YerDoobiduss YingBongerDommers! Jessica throws Echo 4 five stars on Amazon! Thank You muchly Jessica!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 &…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!!!
GUN-THUNGA-FUCKLES MC-SNOOZLE-WHORES, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
NuhGibbity YibYob! BIG OL’ Thanks goes out to those folks who were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you guys are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
Nergopolis Fuhldoosifer! BIG ol’ Thanks goes out to those folks who were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you people are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
The last thing I remember is struggling for breath. My nursing home attendants were attaching electrodes to my chest, readying a defibrillator… ONE REINCARNATION LATER: I look down at my hands, puzzled by their cartoonish outlines. This isn’t my body. Not the one I had, anyway. “And who might you be?” I look toward…
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Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for today and tomorrow!
Snugga-snooch mull-boffity kit-GOO! Echo 2, 3, and 4 are $0.99 for today and tomorrow! Drop from that spread-eagle position above the doorway (I know, I know—some of you were planning to surprise an unwitting passerby with a wedgie-into-blindfold, and some of you were gonna go with the quick swipe below the nose with a loaded stink-finger) and go…
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Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow! Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for five days!
The ENTIRE Echo series is on sale! Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow! Echo 2, 3, and 4 are $0.99 for four days: from today to November 21! Inform your lover you have to go download Echo, gently remove your arm from the depths of their butthole as their eyes widen in horror…
