Tag: humor
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Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
PiggleWiggle McBIGGLE! Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! Finish laying a labyrinthine maze of evil green farts at your local mall (take a moment to cackle with glee as you watch unwary shoppers wander into your miasma and…
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Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
UngGooberPoobers! Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! Punch your local super annoying food-gasmer in the motherfucking face—MMMMmmmm…UUUUUUHHHhhhh….OHHHGODDDDSODELICIOUS—and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon until the sale ends…
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Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
NerBopperSnob YinDOOZLE! Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! Stop whispering sweet nothings to your dominant hand, letting it know you’ve never had a better friend, lover, and Righteous Ally of Justice that punches evil in its stupid fucking…
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Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
Ribble Legs McGOO! Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! Get the last bits of nasty out of your system—look both ways, lick your plate clean, burp and fart at the same time—and…
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Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
GerThunkerDunk HunYubbinNubbin! Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! Feed your basement thralls their daily ration of gruel, loosen their bright red rubber ball gags , and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! I’ll be…
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Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
HorgenPorg McSnorgenJorg! Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! Stop mocking your friend’s super ugly, unattended baby with overly exaggerated cries of, “WAAAAH!!!” “WAAAH!!!” and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! (Yeah, I know the…
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Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
BloggerSlogger PunYobberSnoogins! Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! Stop eating that questionable gunk you’ve scavenged from the hellish depths of your gross-ass orifices off the tips of your filthy little phalanges, and…
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Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
GerNabberSnatch UllGoolieFace! Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! So quit trying to bite the imaginary monster perching on your shoulder and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this…
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Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
Skubba Skabee Skubba SkaBOO! Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! So wipe that thick, hanging-moss crust of dried boogers off the bottom of your chair (I know you heathens wipe your nose-goo…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Hmmm….” Martha Stewart looks speculatively at her hand, curling her fingers one after the other. “You’ve done good as a Man Whore Kent, but my prison-hardened mind desires something more.” “Uh…hold on a second, this isn’t what we agreed to.” I’m bent over one of her rustic, artisan, tree-trunk tables, my pants puddled around my…
Kent Wayne 