Tag: humor

By the meticulously groomed D-root!!!  Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/15 to 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/15 to 8/22!!!  Stop practicing eighties-style karate in nothing but your underoos and a blindfold (gotta throw in some super cheesy, ominous-ass synth music to go with them shits), and go…

Survival-instinct-triggering pee-yo’-pants tickle party!!!  Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/15 to 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/15 to 8/22!!!  Lick them whip-cream smiley faces off yer lover’s nips and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon until the…

Dog snuggles with a side of roof-rain and extra comfy blankets!  Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/15 to 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/15 to 8/22!!!  Judo-throw that last evil-doer, tell him the night is yours and no one else’s, then disappear in a flash of cape and shadow…

Squirmy-wormy tendrils from that finally popped pimple!!!  Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/15 to 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/15 to 8/22!!!  Let loose with that Super Belch that’s taken up unwelcome residence between your spleen and your liver (oh god, letting one of those go after long-ass hours…

Extra bloaty food belly with a giant side of Ugh!!!  Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/15 to 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/15 to 8/22!!!  Finish peeing on the local skateboard punks from your favorite spot on your neighborhood overpass and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a…

Super sloppy dog slobber with an extra side of butt!!!  Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/15 to 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/15 to 8/22!!!   Beat the hell out of the demonoid that arises from your microwave whenever you key in the right 9 key sequence, and go tell…

Tongue-heavy French SlobberAglAgls!!!  Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/15 to 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/15 to 8/22!!!  Flick a handful of week-old smeg into your boss’s coffee (gotta save it for something special, right?), and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting…

Furious fecal frenzies!!!  Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/15 to 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/15 to 8/22!!  Finish taking a poop on your neighbor’s lawn, make sure you blame it on someone’s dog, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant…

YerNobberTogger McSloogenBlitz!!!  Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/15 to 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/15 to 8/22!!  Cast that final enchantment on the penis-faced golem you’ve been toiling away on for the last two decades, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a…

Weaponized light hits the earth, causing plumes of dirt to erupt around me. The rounds may have hit a dozen yards away, but they were fired by a Tyrant-class star-gunner; their re-amplified turbolasers are several classes above the standard pew pew.  The smell of char and ozone floods the air—shit, they’re gonna zero me with…