Tag: humor

Asshole soup with a side of smeg-steak!!!  For the next five days, Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through March 5!  It’s an R-rated high school tale with the exuberant spirit of Calvin and Hobbes, Rick and Morty, Barry Ween, but with a big ol’ helping of sci-fi psychedelics, a decent side of…

Terrible smegma from Cygnaur-7!  Tomorrow, Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through March 5!  Wrench your swollen genitals away from the true AI threat—a mechanistic monstrosity that can stroke your wiener or flick your bean with an unbeatable algorithm that makes Deep Blue look like a foam-faced meth-head, thus nullifying all desire…

By Hordak’s hordes of horny man-whores!  The day after tomorrow—March 1—Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through March 5!  Fire up that weed-whacker, give that overgrown pubis of yours what-for by chopping it down to size, set it afire to root out any insurgent lice (helps to clutch the air and laugh…

By my smooth-shaven nuts that garner loads of appreciation for simply being a little less ugly than their natural state!  In three days—March 1—Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through March 5!  Pull yer knuckles outta yer fun-hole, slather the resulting Gross off on your hated enemy’s unattended toothbrush, and go tell…

By the disgusting yet compelling urge to sniff your fingers the day after you’ve widened your lover’s holes in an epic smash session!!!  In four days—March 1—Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Gril will be FREE on Kindle through March 5!  Finish masturbating in your full clown makeup and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley…

Janus’s jizz-blasts!!!  In five days—March 1—Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through March 5th!  Maow down some asparagus, crack off another smelly orgasm into that fresh-mixed cookie dough, mail the resulting confections to your hated enemies, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on…

By the unwelcome reminder that you are someone’s child (someone’s pride and joy and shining little light) that randomly arises as you administer analingus!!!  In six days—March 1—Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle!  Stop trying to see if you can fit that extra knuckle all up in your fun-hole (trust me, you…

Yog-Sothoth’s tentacle-coated yib-yobs!!!  In one week—March 1—Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!  Psychedelics, copious profanity, horror, science fiction, and stoner philosophy all wrapped up in a teenage absurdical!  Finish rubbing your genitals up on the car window of that guy/gal you like (yes, of COURSE you can take a…

I used to be a freewheeling Man Whore.  Widening orifices left and right, dancing around in a cowboy hat while using my wiener as an x-rated lariat… It all changed when one of my clients—Irma Horfendorff—won the presidency.  She made a compelling case for marriage:  as First Gentlemen, I would have access to all kinds…