Tag: humor

GolDOBBENfuss!  Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for today and tomorrow!  Quit staring wistfully at that giant doobie that promises to remind you you’re just a tiny speck trapped on a spinning mud-ball and that you’ve been locked into an arbitrarily designed resource-distribution system that’s either going to come apart at the seams…

UllGoobieNerPoobieToobies!!!  Today is the last day that Echo is FREE!  Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for three more days!  Stop trying to convince your friend that the yellow snow is actually lemonade-flavored (pulled that off when I was six years old, HEH heh heh!) and go tell EVERYBODY!  PerGOBBITY!  🙂 🙂 😀 I’ll be posting…

NergoMoggo YoggerRoobies!!!  Today is the last day that Echo is FREE!  Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for three more days!  Quit looking over the mirror into your unshaven b-hole, twerking as hard as you possibly can while chanting “Make it CLAP!  Make it CLAP!” and go tell EVERYBODY!  Yer-BOBBLE-FACE!  🙂 🙂 😀 I’ll be posting…

Bluggopolis OolBoogleDoogies!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow; Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for four more days!  Toss that basket of flesh-rending puppies into some Annoying Kids’ faces as they come skateboarding by, take a moment to relish their screams as their faces slough off from a legion of cute…

Organtholist JerkNog!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow; Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for four more days!  Cinch that skull-emblazoned bandanna around your forehead, venture forth and win a scantily clad death-match where third-world criminals fill the grimy fight-pit with coke-spotted bills and raucous yells (if you can, finish your…

Muggopolis REX!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for three days; Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for five days!  Quit calling up rando folks and breathing super heavy into their voicemail, accompanying it with the disturbing sound of wet flesh slapping rapidly against another body, and go tell everybody!  Burr-GUNBERNATE! I’ll be posting a…

LOGGABLOGGA SNERBOOGIEOOGIE!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for three days; Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for five days!  Stop stamping the faces of your enemies onto every square of toilet paper in your bathroom and enchanting them with a voodoo-style, soul-to-toilet-paper connection (so they may reap the rewards of that extra spicy burrito…

BY ODIN’S SILVERY GRAY, MAGIC-INFUSED PUBES!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for four days; Echo 2, 3, and 4 will be $0.99 for six days!  Quit ugly-crying because of all that damn money you spent on V-Day in return for one night of above-mediocre sex with a partner you’re gonna have to watch go from all…

BOOM!  Just got out of FB jail!  This time it was for another meme exchange involving bromance; I posted a pic of two dudes shaking hands and touching the tips of their tent-poled cargo shorts.  There is NO proof that those tent-poles were caused by hardened penises–none whatsoever!!!  I demand a fair trial, Facebook Jailers! …