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  • Don’t buy it yet! Updates are still in review!

    My new book is out, but amazon is still updating the manuscript with my final final changes. I tried taking it down and re-publishing it, but apparently it just has to stay up and go through the republishing process, which takes around 48 hours. I’ll let you all know as soon as it’s ready! Thanks…

  • Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

    Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    What the shaved balls is happening, all my fellow meat-slingers who’ve plucked and trimmed and used scented oils but despite your best efforts, you can’t do much for the ugliest part of a human body, they continue to resemble a wrinkly set of brains, a geriatric turkey-neck, or the head of an old, bald racist—…

  • Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…

  • Here’s the cover for Volume 2 of my YA fantasy series!

    As requested by an awesome reader, here is a peek at the cover for Volume 2 of my YA fantasy series! Coming soon!

  • Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!

    Check out my first venture into YA fantasy!  Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more.  After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion!  During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess!  All this and more in…

  • Yet another weird ad for my novels

    “Sup EB?”  I walk up to the Easter Bunny and exchange a bro-hug/handshake.  “What are you doing here?” “It’s my time of year.”  He looks around at the bustling mall.  “Fucking sucks, but it is what it is.” “Gimme a chocolate egg!”  A snot-nosed brat about eight or nine—he gives off the same vibe as…

  • Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

    Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    What the sex-toy-malfunction is happening, all you enterprising shlorp machines who have gotten a little too carried away with your shlorping and shlorped some new-fangled, multi-armed, AI-powered construct right into your butthole, before you can head to the ER to get it removed, floodlights dart through your darkened bedroom, followed by authoritative voices invoking a…

  • Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…