Tag: humor
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Today is the LAST day that Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition are $0.99!
YigglePiggle YibYobberTits McWIGGLE!!! Today is the LAST day that Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99! Stop trying to shave that ONE LAST HAIR from the pucker of your anus on off the chance that today is the day you’ll receive some much-desired analingus (trust me—it’s better to have…
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Tomorrow is the LAST day that Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition are $0.99!
YonDobberIggy NerGooblePops!!! Tomorrow is the LAST day that Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99! Hold off on using that dead frost giant’s stretched and dried ballsack for your weird-as-fuck trampoline workout, and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and…
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Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for today and tomorrow (until May 22)!
BilBloggerNoog McScrotumTug!!! Tomorrow is the LAST day that Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99! Break free of your evil cat’s evil hypnosis (you know they eat their dead owners’ faces, right?), resist the urge to eat grey poupon and speak in a faux-British accent like that little feline…
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Echo 1 is FREE on Kindle for today and tomorrow (until May 19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for 4 days (until May 22)!
Dingbat McScoobleFace!!! Tomorrow is the LAST day that Echo 1 is FREE on Kindle! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 until May 22! Let your horde of robo-koala-cannibals loose on those super-annoying nature-loving petitioners outside your local Whole Foods, and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a…
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Echo 1 is FREE on Kindle for 4 days (until May 19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for six days (until May 22)!
Bug meat on rye with an extra side of Gross!!! Echo 1 is FREE on Kindle for 4 days, until May 19! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 until May 22! Finish booby-trapping your boss’s door with boogers and poop (gotta leave thin, invisible smears so it’s not…
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Echo 1 is FREE on Kindle for 4 days (until May 19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for six days (until May 22)!
Scooby Snacks ker-SLAPS!!! Echo 1 is FREE on Kindle for 4 days (until May 19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 until May 22! Stop scheming about how to make your genitals the most beautiful, award-winning pieces of flesh in our 54-galaxy Local Group (when you’re packing some…
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Echo 1 is FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
IT BEGINS!!! Echo 1 is FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! Take a raincheck on launching a fire-haloed Shoryuken into your childhood bully’s minuscule nutsack (I know I know—you’ve been training and planning for close…
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Echo 1 is FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
IT BEGINS!!! Echo 1 is FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! Beat off real quick and mop up the discharge (that’s if you’re a gush-cummer like me; if you aren’t, then you have my heartfelt…
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Starting tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
Starting tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! Stop sniffing your gross-coated fingers, wipe them off on the cheek of that horrible asshole in the ice cream line who insists on tasting EVERY FUCKING FLAVOR (hopefully melting their…
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Starting tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)!
Starting tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle for 5 days (May 15-19)! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1&2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week (May 15-22)! Two-finger-strike your archenemy in the motherfucking throat, rip their vertebrae out through the gruesome wound so you can chomp them shits down—OM-NOM-MCNOMMERSON-REX—and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a…
