Tag: humor

Jelly-lined orifices!!!  (Good or bad?  Who can say?  The game is afoot, Watson!)  For today and tomorrow, Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99!  Stop trying to levitate that remote control over to you through your Jedi-kinesis (everyone’s tried it, no shame in admitting it) and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a…

Scum-cocks with cheese!!!  (sounds horrible, doesn’t it?)  For today and tomorrow, Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99!  Your friend just asked to use your computer—of course you gotta say yes—hem and haw while you HOLY SHIT CLEAR THE SEARCH HISTORY ASAP, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this…

KerSnooberNoob YerGobbleTits!!!  Today is the LAST DAY Echo 1 is free on Kindle!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 until August 22!  Hold off on installing a spring-loaded hand into your enemy’s toilet (there’s three different settings:  knife-hand, pointer-finger, and pincer-claw), and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this ad…

BilBloggerNoog McScrotumTug!!!  Today is the LAST DAY Echo 1 is free on Kindle!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for three days, until 8/22!!! !  Put a pin in your plans to blot suspicious, yellow spots of moisture onto every roll of toilet paper in a one-mile radius, sending everyone who goes to the bathroom into…

Sky-darkening wiener shadow!  (When the aliens come, I harbor an irrational hope that their ships will cast unintentionally hilarious shapes upon the ground)  Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition is $0.99 for four days, until 8/22!!! Stop meditating over the petrified dook of whichever enlightened master you happen…

Over the shoulder cum-blast!  (Ever seen one?  When I first did it, I looked behind me and stared at my super-powered spooge in awe and wonder)  Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition is $0.99 for four days, until 8/22!!! Take off that leather gimp mask, quit rubbing moist…

Humans Versus Grammar Nazis!!!  (See what I did there?  Implying Grammar Nazis aren’t human?  Ha HA!)  Echo 1 is FREE for three days, until 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition is $0.99 for five days, until 8/22!!!!!  Focus past the ommy-nommy mouthful of super-melty cheese you’re gargling mindlessly whilst staring at nothing with ecstasy-glazed eyes,…

By the clean-smelling wiener-skin that induces a quiet sigh of relief from all lovemakers involved!!!  Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/15 to 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/15 to 8/22!!!!  Stop running around rush-hour traffic, scaring the crap out of nearby commuters by lunging at and plastering your unblinking,…

NerBockerKnocks GerStoobleNipples!!!  Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/15 to 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/15 to 8/22!!!  Beat the urge to masturbate out of your dominant hand (I know—sometimes it’s like an unstoppable fast-zombie that homes straight in on your genitalia) and while it’s unconscious, go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!…

By the fellatio-inspiring hot dog eating contest!!  Starting today, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/15 to 8/19!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/15 to 8/22!!!  Finish giving your lover the slappa-slap sex of their muh’fucking LIFE (while secretly laughing inside at their screwy-ass O-face; the screwier it is, the prouder…