Tag: humor

NabberBoob McPubisForest!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for four days!  Abandon your plans to disrupt the power-mad PTA’s annoying-ass meetings with a demented gaggle of half-naked clowns, all clutching giant, glow-in-the-dark dildos, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant…

GorSnank McScooberYoobie!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for four days!  Stop marveling at that impeccable coil of poo that’s emerged from your anus and spiraled perfectly around the circumference of the toilet bowl, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a…

JibJob NibSlingDick!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for three days!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for five days!   Stop smearing high-quality oils across the surface of your nether-bits, prepping yourself to go hard in the paint at your next genitalia aesthetics competition, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant…

NoggleStoop BerYonkerBoobs!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for three days!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for five days!  Finish beating off, finish crying quietly into your cupped hands as you contemplate this forty-year trap of obligatory drudgery to a faceless conglomeration of government/corporate entities, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting…

NoggleStoop BerYonkerBoobs!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for four days!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for six days!  Quit trying to figure out how to form a 99.9% pure piss-sicle to serve your evil, piss-roofie-ing schemes, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon…

NoggleStoop BerYonkerBoobs!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for four days, until November 19th!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for six days!  Stop drawing an old-timey strongman face onto your genitalia with the astute use of magic markers, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and…

BiggleBoog McNippleClamps!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for five days, until November 19th!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for a week!  Quit churning your grossness into an evil, powerful smegma that’ll trigger a ferocious virulence that’ll lay waste to the land and lead to a societal reset, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be…

BorgenBoggen YibYobberBonger!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for five days, until November 19th!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for a week!  Take one more deep-ass whiff of your dirty-birdy fingers (you dirty, dirty birdy!  GROSS!) and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon until…

By the ankle-length wiener-head!!!  Starting tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE for five days, until November 19th!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!   Stop crying yourself to sleep while eating your fifth carton of Breyers and binge-watching your tenth episode of Friends, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting…

NorgBog YubHeavenTits!!!  Starting tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE for five days, until November 19th!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!  Stop practicing your spread-eagle ceiling hold, the necessary precursor to cutting the lights before you drop down and Batman the shit out of unsuspecting intruders who bust through your…