Before the Buddha-Bro got to it with his big ass dong, the Grand Canyon was known as the Grand Hymen.
That’s what’s known in porn as a “gaper.”
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Legend has it that one day a man that can vanquish the tyrannical roundhouse godling Chuck Norris will be born. He will be able to fly, command the seas, and destroy armies.
Buddha-Bro is not that man. But he did kill that man.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
The Buddha-Bro’s cock is so huge that when his enormous sperm fly by you they sound like TIE fighters.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Wise Buddha-Bro say: “There are those who mistakenly think etiquette is about stiffness and formality, forgetting that etiquette is different at a fancy dinner, in the ghetto, and on the battlefield.
They jerk off like they drink their highfalutin fucking tea, pinky sticking straight out. Looking ridiculous while fucking their perfectly manicured, sweaty little fist.”
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The Filthy 108: Funny
After Buddha-Bro has sex, the wreckage of flesh he leaves behind looks as if it was hit by a Death Star superlaser strike.
Looks like a badly folded fucked-up origami flower that’s made out of bacon.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Wise teacher say “You must desire Enlightenment as the drowning man desires air.”
Wise Buddha-Bro say: “You must desire Enlightenment enough to climb Dick Mountain. Mouth first.”
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The Filthy 108: Funny
It has been said that the Buddha-Bro’s penis is so big that it can almost fill Justin Bieber’s entire pussy.
That’s fucking enormous.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Wise Buddha-Bro say: “When referring to the anus, The word ‘butthole’ is so crass.
I prefer the phrase: ‘The Better Vagina.'”
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Circled around the dim glow of lonely campfires, Cimmerian warriors speak of Buddha-Bro’s penis in hushed and reverential tones, naming it “Atrocitus.”
They say it is so magical that it fixed Quasimodo’s back by fucking him in the ass.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Legend has it that there is no place to sit in the Buddha-Bro’s house. If the Buddha-Bro needs a chair, he will simply sit on his own gigantic balls.
Goddamn things are bigger than elephant fists.
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