Buddha-Bro once tried using his enormous penis as a necktie, but stopped after he got a hard-on and almost strangled himself to death.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Buddha-Bro is so potent that when he beats off he doesn’t shoot sperm; he cums fully formed people.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Buddha-Bro is so well endowed that he can titfuck somebody from behind a la doggy style.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Buddha-Bro’s boner is so huge that when seen from space it makes Earth look like a gigantic lollipop.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Wise Buddha-Bro say: “Blind adoration and fawning in spirituality is like a horrible, self-inflicted butt-fisting.
By a hand wearing the Batman gauntlet. Have you seen those spikes? Fuck.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Buddha-Bro has such a big dick that he was wrestling an anaconda and suddenly realized he’d been a fool.
He’d been masturbating the whole time.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
H.P. Lovecraft wrote about incomprehensibly huge beings that endlessly spilled across dimensional barriers. People could only guess where he found his inspiration.
In his youth-not without coincidence-he had had a nightmare about Buddha-Bro’s ginormous, wrinkly scrotum.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Buddha-Bro is well-endowed enough to convincingly issue one of the most terrifying threats in all of existence:
“I’m gonna fuck you in half.”
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Wise Buddha-Bro say: “Don’t go face-down, ass-up just because you are in the presence of authority. Evaluate and investigate all instruction and knowledge.
Mindlessly kissing ass and sucking dick leads to permanently shitty breath as well as constantly burping up sperm.
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The Filthy 108: Funny
Buddha-Bro’s trademark breakdancing move is to get a boner and spin on it like a top.
He must be outside to do this, or the ceiling gets in the way.
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