Me and my buddy Frank on a night-time hike.  We’re making our way through the woods when suddenly, an ear-piercing howl slices through the air.  We stiffen in place and I slowly turn to him.  “Did you hear that?” I whisper.  In the faint light of the moon I see the whites of his eyes.…

Company pool party.  To avoid having my soul John Wayne Gacy’d off me by the rest of my coworkers’ banal conversations about SUVs and the most recent additions to their patio, I’ve decided to paddle around in the water with a ducky inner tube.  I’m enjoying the sun, the lack of interaction, and I tilt my…

The lights above the airlocks go from red to green.  Deep-space paneling hisses open, and the Imperial March blasts through the air as legions of dead-eyed hippies walk aboard our Corellian star cruiser.  Me and my squadmates are laying down a heavy blanket of laser fire, but horror upon horrors, the hippies have figured out how…