After centillions of incarnations, I have finally, FINALLY made it to that glorious plane of existence that goes by many names:  Nirvana, Heaven, the Elysian Fields, the hidden Bonus Level in Kingdom Rush….take your pick.  I’m lazing on my bed (mounted on the back of a T-Rex that wears jet-boots), doing my best to make…

I’ve just been designated Lactobacillus commander of the entire Western Stomach Region of Host Tiffany Johnson.  We proud probiotics our tasked with maintaining the gut health of wise and benevolent Host Tiffany.  I face subcommander Glorp, my long time friend, and say, “Okay, order of the day is the same as always.  Get the guys…

You can call me a pizza slut, a pizza whore…I take no offense to either of those phrases.  Slap down a good piece o’ pie with that right balance of sauce (not too much, dammit!), stringy cheese, and that nice crackly thin crust (and if you REALLY want to impress me, learn how to cook…

The year is 2074.  Your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne has fought in the Zombie Plague, The War of the Machines, and also the infamous Battle of the Deep when mankind drilled too deep into the earth and incited a war with the CHUDs.  Now I while away my days in a…

“A GLORIOUS DAY BROTHER!  GLORIOUS!”  This is what I yell as I wheel my two-handed great sword through the air, slicing through the throats of three Insectoids.  Their mandibles chitter in reflexive death throes as their decapitated heads thunk across the ground.  Kor’Thank, my long-time friend and second-in-command of the First Legion, Raptor Cavalry, slices…