Kent Wayne

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  • Yet another weird ad for my novels

    “Kent!  KENT!  Get your sweet ass back here, you curve-dicked Man Whore!”  Martha Stewart stumbles through her mansion, waving a giant 4 Loko bottle.  “I’m not done with you!”  She stops in the center of her enormous marble foyer, then lasers in on me one floor up, peeking at her from behind an antique banister. …

  • Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

    Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    What the heli-dick is happening, all you masturbatory fucks who unknowingly get subjected to the same unassailable logic that created Spider Man and suffer a minor wound from your radioactive propeller-hat, the next time you’re jerking it your dick accelerates into a circular blur, holy fucking shit it’s generating enough lift to raise you off…

  • Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…

  • Musings

    For the sake of logic (based on my suspected premise that reality, at its core, is nondual consciousness) I like to entertain the idea of a higher or deeper self: an aspect of individuality that isn’t bound by time and space, that communicates more through intuition and synchronicity than right-angled thought. It’s how I differentiate…

  • Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!

    Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback!  Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more.  After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion!  During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! …

  • Yet another weird ad for my novels

    Force Ghost Luke shakes me awake.  “Hey!  Get up, fucker!” “Huh?  Whuzzah?”  I blink and squint.  “Why?” “Fucking Anakin!  We’re both Force Ghosts, but he won’t stop fucking with me!  Always teasing me for kissing Leia!”  He clenches his fists, squinches his face, and grinds his teeth in ass-beating rage.  “How could I have known…

  • Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

    Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…

  • Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!

    Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it…

  • For today and tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!

    For today and tomorrow, Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a…