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  • Yet another weird ad for my novels

    Goddamn…why am I staring down at my face?  No, don’t tell me… “HE’S DEAD!!!”  A horde of milfs crowd my body, obstructing it from my aerial perspective.  “This award-winning Man Whore deserves to be in a museum!”  They all burst out in murmurs of assent.  “We only have so much ice, which means we can’t…

  • Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

    Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…

  • Today is the last day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!

    Today is the last day Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it…

  • Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for today and tomorrow!

    Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for today and tomorrow! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a…

  • Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for three days!

    Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for three days! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read!…

  • Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for four days, October 6-10!

    Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle, October 6-10! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read! #Kindle…

  • Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for five days, October 6-10!

    Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle, October 6-10! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read! #Kindle…

  • Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days, October 6-10!

    Tomorrow, Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle, October 6-10! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a…

  • The day after tomorrow Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days, October 6-10!

    The day after tomorrow, Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle, October 6-10! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then…

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    What the Fart Pact is happening, all you covenant-breakers who’re sitting in a group of mildly-well-acquainted folks who are all wrinkling their noses and pretending not to notice because one of you—ONE OF YOU—just tried to sneak a silent one past the group but it fell fucking short and now all of you are trying…