Month: September 2017
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I’ve just died in battle. I’ve spent the last years of my life using firearms, blades—and eventually—my bola-like testicles and anaconda-like penis to wage war against the Insectoids when they invaded in 2042. For the past few months I’ve been milling around with a bunch of souls in front of the Pearly Gates. Finally, it…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchaser!!!
k’BAMMASLAMMA! I wake up and see that one fine soul bought a copy of Echo 2 yesterday! Whoever that was, I hope you’re ready to plunge into a roller coaster ride of action! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2…
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Musings
I know we have to honor our designs—the talents/scars/inclinations that give us clues on how to act on a day-to-day basis. But when I go to bed at night, I try to remember I’m nothing but a brief idea projected through a hodge-podge of light and matter for a snapshot of time… And man, when…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I’m staring morosely at the stark white wall of my English 201 classroom. For the past couple of hours, I’ve been bombarded by nonsensical structures made by long-dead authors, awash in a sea of literary rules that are as stifling as a straitjacket. I’m not one of those who believe that being “artistically pure” means…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
k’SLAMSKIES!!! Whoever those people were that were bought Echo yesterday…I say Thank You! GREAT way to start my morning and motivate me to plink away at Echo 4! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on…
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Musings
Some venerate their dreams by waiting years for the just-right circumstance, the just-right alignment of opportunity. If that produces something worthwhile, then by all means, do it that way. But more often than not—from what I’ve seen—it doesn’t. I don’t believe the best way to honor my dreams is to anxiously wait, hoping for the…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Bzzzz! I wake up from a recurring dream—the one where I ride a flying T-rex and command an army of Jedi soccer moms. Bzzzz! I brush old cheetos off my body and grope for my phone. Bzzzz! I feel it graze my fingers and bring it close to my face. Bzz— I click the mute…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
My dear fellow secretors of stuff we publicly turn our nose up at but LOVE to extract from our bodies (I don’t watch pimple-popping videos, but I know that some of you do; not judging—I’ve got my own oddities I keep hidden from the light of day), this is an afternoon reminder to grab yourself…
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Musings
I think once the author stops trying to force-write the thing they’d originally intended to write, it opens the possibility for their material to evolve into a better story than they could have ever imagined.
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
For years, Bitefighter—my loyal buddy and 10 lb. Terrier Extraordinaire—and I have made our home in a super swank dumpster. Even though our living space may be small, Bitefighter’s retrofitted it with an extensive variety of nanotech that grants us all the amenities. The hull can fold out into a barbeque, a shower, a walled toilet,…
