Peter closed his locker. “Who’d you talk with yesterday?”
Kora shrugged. “Yon-Karnis—mid-tier demi-urge. Hildani Lilliander—assistant conductor for The Hellfire Legion.”
Peter gave her a quizzical glance. “Hellfire Legion?”
“A choir of fallen angels. I also spoke with a dozen Supernals and a couple of muses. They all said the same thing: something big is coming down the pike.”
His mouth worked in silent wonder. “Fallen angels…holy shit.”
Eun reset her backpack with a jounce of her hips. “ ‘Do not give in to astonishment.’ ”
“Who said that?” It was Kora’s turn to look quizzical.
“Terence Mckenna,” Peter said. “A psychedelic pioneer. He created a conceptual structure around transcendent chemicals; it gave me the necessary reference points to—”
“Peter fucking Lee!” Blake Turner marched down the hall, trailed by a retinue of brainless dick-swingers. “Just who I was looking for! Oh look—” He stopped. Gave Kora and Eun a disdainful sneer. “Hysterical Holly and Peter’s geisha fuck-buddy! Bet y’all have some crazy-ass threesomes—like meth’d up retards having sex in a bouncy-house.” Snorts, laughs, and faux-gangsta handshakes erupted from his minions.
“Today’s the day.” Kora smacked a fist into an open palm. “We’re gonna put you in your place, fuckstain.”
“Ooooh.” Blake shook his hands by his face, bugging his eyes in mock-fear. “The fuck you gonna do, Holly? Drown me in juices from your pretty little snatch?”
Kora started forward, but Eun stopped her with a hand on her shoulder. “Not here.”
“Where, then?” Kora’s eyes stayed fixed on Blake.
“The Pain Locker.” Eun’s gaze shifted over to the jock. “You good with that?”
“Couldn’t have picked a better spot,” Blake sneered. “Because you three fucks are in for a world of hurt.”
Atherton High had badass gyms. All three possessed cryo chambers, elevation masks, DEXA scans, and a host of other techno-goodies. But despite having access to the latest and greatest equipment, some students stuck with the tried and the true.
The basement housed a fourth facility: the Pain Locker. The Locker was a throwback to Arnold’s glory days—when gyms had rusted weights, chalk-streaked mats, and fuck you if you didn’t like it. The mirrors were speckled with blotchy smears. Giant fans sat in the corners, kept on for the sake of airflow. The air shook from their skull-rattling drone.
Everything here was simple and guileless. Dumbbells, squat racks, kettlebells. No battle-maces, air assault bikes, or concept 2 rowers. When you entered the Locker, you knew exactly what to do—you didn’t need a manual or an online tutorial.
That was why Eun had picked it as a battleground.
“Oh you wanna do this old school, Geisha Girl?” Blake leaned in, his sneering face an inch from hers. “I can roll wit dat.” He straightened up and threw some cringe-worthy gang signs. His jock minions hooted and clapped, shouting played-out phrases like, “DAAAAYYY-UMMM!” and, “OWNED!” One of them even said, “Bitch got SERVED! Woot WOOT!”
“I’ll take that as a yes?” Eun’s voice remained calm and level.
Blake imitated her in a party-girl whine: “ ‘I’ll take that as a yeth?’ ” He looked at his buddies, prompting them to respond with overexaggerated puzzlement, dismissive waves, and accompanying scoffs. Pshhh. This bitch is crazy.
Blake crossed his arms. He tried to stare her down. She didn’t budge.
The jock began to fidget; patience ranked low on his list of virtues. The muscles under his eyes began to twitch. A second later he blurted, “See you at the Pain Locker, bitch!”
Eun smiled. “Great. I’ll lead the way.”
“Nah, ho. I’ll lead the way.”
Eun shrugged. “Fine. Whatever.”
A flash of displeasure—he’d been hoping to get a stronger response. He covered it up with a few more gang signs, then a triumphant declaration: “Tha’s right, Geisha Girl. Know your role!”
Kora sighed and crossed her arms. “Are we done with the posturing? Because if not—”
Blake shouldered past her. “Shut the fuck up, Holly.”
As his other goons swept by, Kora flashed a smile at her friends. Peter smiled back. They started walking. “You’re enjoying this.”
“Back on Elithia, I used to get in at least one fight a day. Here, it’s more like one fight a month. I’m itching for a workout.”
“Workout.” Peter turned to Eun. “You hear that? She calls this a workout.”
Eun winked. “There’s a reason I wanted to meet at the Locker.”
Peter raised an eyebrow. “I was wondering about that.”
“They’re juiced up, right? We need to even the odds. And the Pain Locker comes with plenty of options.”
“Weapons.” Realization dawned in Kora’s eyes. “You mean weapons.”
Eun’s voice turned slightly mischievous. “You’ve got yours. It’s only fair that we get some too.”
Blake thrust-kicked the door leading into the Locker. As it swung back toward him, he shoved it forcefully away with an obnoxious “WHOO!”
Peter had slipped Eun a tablet of double O negative and taken one himself. It was starting to kick in; auric haze shone off objects, designs and colors bled off contours. For some reason (maybe it was the impeding confrontation) the psychedelic seemed extra strong this time.
“Eun,” he whispered. “You feel it?”
She was staring at the ceiling. “Yeah…there’s a dragon up there.”
“What’re you—” He looked up. Sure enough, a Chinese dragon was coiling and snaking, regarding them both with a knowing smile. Glances of light shone off its scales.
“Holy shit,” he breathed. “What does it mean?”
“That we’re in for some awesomeness. Come on.” She flicked his shoulder with the tips of her fingers. “Let’s punch evil in its stupid fucking face.”.
“The fuck is up, cuntpunters?” Blake was bouncing around, throwing his arms out like a talentless rapper. “Y’all ready for the motherfucking beat down???”
Kora crossed her arms. “Your move, dick-smudge.”
“Don’t I know it.” Blake’s eyes flickered red.
“Eun,” Peter whispered. “Did you—”
[—see that?] It wasn’t telepathy, but it was close enough. The double O negative had elevated their psyches; Peter and Eun could now read each other through a nuanced chain of somatic cues. Using body language, they could exchange long-form thoughts in the blink of an eye.
[Fuck.] Peter looked at her, astonished. [I’ve never gone this deep. This is—]
Blake walked up to Kora. “Think you’re hard, don’t you Holly? Hate to break it to you, but you’re a goddamn cheerleader—you prance around in a watered-down stripper’s outfit. What makes you think you’re gonna—”
Kora’s aura shifted from placid blue to bright orange. Peter instinctively intuited what it meant; she knew she had to incentivize Blake. He wasn’t going to attack on his own. So she leaned back, gathered some phlegm—hhhHKKKK—and launched it into his face.
“You BITCH!” He swung with his right.
Kora leaned back and threw a two-fingered jab, connecting just below his adam’s apple. He stumbled back, coughing and gagging.
“Gross.” Kora wiped her fingers on her thigh. “Douche juice.”
Blake’s buddies caught him by the armpits. “Fucking—” (due to the throat-strike, it sounded like Fhhhngg). He pointed at Kora, sputtering and spitting before he managed to yell: “GET HER!”
Blake’s goons surged forward. Chase Horton yelled, “Oh no you did not!” Logan McAllister couldn’t think of anything witty, so he yelled a phrase he’d heard from Meet the Parents. “You are going DOWN! You are going DOWN TO CHINATOWN!”
Kora ducked Logan’s punch and bowed forward, until the crown of her head nearly touched the floor. Her inverted torso allowed her left leg to come up in a vertical split, bent at the knee in a perfect scorpion kick. Logan, who was expecting a punch or an evasion, was taken completely by surprise; Kora struck him in the face with the flat of her sole. He careened back into the other jocks.
Eun was moving, running through a mess of psychedelic fractals, her arms and legs carving splashes of color into the air. Peter’s lips curled in a dreamy smile. Beautiful—she’s fucking beautiful. She leapt into the air, drop-kicked Cole Johnson in his ugly fucking mug, then hit the ground in a judo breakfall, slapping the floor with both palms. [PETER!] She kipped her legs and flipped to her feet. [DO SOMETHING!]
Peter shook his head. Head in the game, Pete. His sense of time had slowed significantly. Not to a crawl, but to the point where he could form fully developed thoughts amidst the action. As Eun wrapped her legs around Hector Sanchez’s neck, Peter dropped to a knee and ducked a haymaker from Aiden Cordley.
“Fucking kill you, Lee—”
That was all he managed before Peter punched him in his nuts. Peter’s mouth yawed open in a protracted scream: RUAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! His eyes and cheeks shook in a savage, triumphant war-cry.
“FUCK you, Cordley!” he spat.
Peter stole a move from Neo in the only good Matrix movie: he jumped head-high, flashing his feet in a badass triple-kick. Each one caught Aiden on the chin, snapping his head back in three quick jerks. The jock flew into a wall, smashing through it at the exact same moment that Peter landed in a sideways stance: right fist low and out, left fist close and high, like an eighties martial arts star.
Yeah, bitch. He couldn’t help but smile. Chuck Norris can eat my dick.
His moment of triumph was short lived. The jocks dropped to the rubber-matted ground, growling and writhing. Their skin began rippling and bulging, splitting open as craggy carapace cut through their flesh. Their letterman jackets tore with grating rips, and tiny, nubby horns sprouted from their reddening heads. Dark spheres formed in their auras around their stomachs—staticky collections of pitch-black frazzle.
Peter’s arms drooped to his sides. [Eun, are you—]
[I see it.] Just like Peter, she was in a badass fighting stance. [We’ve known for a while that Dee’s enhanced them. Game face, Peter.]
[Right.] He set his jaw and lifted his hands.
Demon Blake pointed an index claw at them. “RUC RUUK ARAH!” He turned his head to either side, locking eyes with his squad of douche-monsters. “ARAAAHHH!!!” They beat their chests and screamed in fury.
And then they charged.
Peter’s perception slowed even further. Each second was a seeming eternity, like in that corny-ass Spidey movie with Tobey Maguire (Peter had never gotten over the cheesy dialogue; Aunt May lying in the hospital bed wailing: the horror—the HORROR! Come the fuck on.).
Flash had tried to punch Parker (Spidey), but Parker had moved so fast that he could look back and forth between Flash’s fist and his neander-fuck face, marveling at how easy it was to dodge the strike. That was how Peter felt—like he could study everything in slow motion.
As the demons charged, tromping the ground with their scaly feet, Peter saw the motes of dust springing up from their steps. He saw the breeze from the fans rippling their hair, their ripped-up clothes rustling and waving.
The jocks were surrounded by radiant numbers and glowing symbols; the characters changed with each movement, with each dip and rise of their hulking bodies. Peter recognized a good chunk of it—calculus, sentential logic, theoretical physics—but some of it was alien. Musical notation from other dimensions, codified energy that existed somewhere out there in the vast unknown.
It didn’t matter. It might have been foreign to his physical brain, but his being knew it. Peter Lee—more whole than he could ever remember—saw it all.
He knew it all.
And it wasn’t overwhelming. With each shift and dance of potential, the info funneled into a probable outcome. Possible moves shot through Peter’s mind; he was able to discard or affirm them instantaneously. In the time it took Blake to take a single step, Peter saw a thousand counters, a thousand evasions.
Hayes Burdock tried for a grab, but Peter responded with Neo-like composure. He sidestepped, blocked, and unleashed a chain of Wing Chun short strikes. Stinging pain ran through his palms and elbows, due to Hayes’ hell-armored skin.
Fuck, he thought, ducking a cross and spinning into a sidekick. He hit Hayes flush in the sternum, but the demonically enhanced jock didn’t budge. Despite his impeccable technique, Peter was the one who went flying back.
He hop-skipped twice on his support leg, barely managing to keep his balance. Breathe, Peter. Reassess. His dilated pupils flicked to either side, absorbing a wash of augmented data. Eun was faring better; she was an aikidoka. She was positioning and moving with dance-like precision, moving between her opponents so they struck or obstructed each other. Still, due to their size and strength, she wasn’t able to grab or throw.
Gotta step it up, Peter thought, dropping and rolling as Hayes threw a cross.
As he squirted to his feet, Kora reached in her pocket and withdrew her keychain. She chucked it in the air, simultaneously leaping into a twist and shouting a magic phrase that sounded like Ilindio DeLLIPDIA! It shook the air with sonorous force, pouring from her mouth in a weave of colorful strands. They braided tightly around her airborne keys, infusing her miniaturized birth weapons with eldritch splendor.
Everyone in the gym stopped fighting. They stared at Kora as she twisted and flipped, transformed into a silhouette by the blinding discharge. A few of the jocks raised their forearms to shield their faces, grunting out a series of guttural protests: RUUUHH! RUUUUHH!!! The light built and peaked, then culminated with a sharp, resounding clap.
Kora was kneeling; right knee down, left knee up. On her left arm was a glimmering shield, formed from gorgeous slashes of gold-white metal. In her right hand she held an elegant sword, curved on the blade-side, straight on the other. Its edge sloped inward near the hilt, creating a concave dip before it surged upward in a convex ridge. A pitch-black opal was mounted in the guard, which branched into a pair of dragon-esque tines.
Her lips widened in a ferocious smile.
“Bring it, dick-sniffers.”
Blake reared back and took a full-body breath. Something bright and circular kindled in his belly, burning with enough heat to project a red-orange glow through his crusty skin. It pushed up his chest, into his throat, and illuminated his head with a brief, searing glare. He pitched forward and it burst from his mouth.
Kora ducked behind her shield, just before the fiery orb crashed into its surface. Green lightning erupted from the impact, washing the gym with air-warping pressure. Peter leaned forward and covered his eyes with a forearm, trying to keep from falling on his butt. Off to his right, Eun was doing the same.
Seconds later, eleven jocks were scattered across the floor, in varying degrees of disorientation. Blake and Kora, however, were still going at it. She was on a knee, holding her shield above her head, weathering a storm of heavy blows. Blake’s claws were working like pistons, striking showers of sparks off the metal disc.
“Peter! Eun!” Kora peeked out from the shield, her face tensing with each hit. “I need time to charge my blade! Can’t dispel with an uncharged sword!”
“On it!” Eun sprinted over to a loaded gear rack. Chaz Bowman shambled after her. She picked up a curl bar, ran at a wall, kicked off it, and—
—swung the bar like Barry fucking Bonds. It caught Chaz flush on the jaw, sending him spinning into a downward twist. Peter’s breath caught in his throat. If he’s dead…
There was nothing to worry about; demon-Chaz bounced to his feet and charged her again. She took two giant steps, swinging the bar in a rising chop. It cracked Chaz under the chin, lifting him bodily off his feet before he landed on his back.
[Peter! Fucking HELP ME!]
[Yep, sorry!] Peter thrust his hands into a box of weight pins, gripping them so that two protruded from each hand. He rolled to his feet and ducked a swipe. At the same time, he threw a punch with his right fist, poking Cole Johnson in his red-veined eyes.
“RHAAARRHH!” Cole clutched his face.
“Peter! Eun!” Kora thrust-slammed her shield into Brodie Anders’ nose. “I need some FUCKING ROOM!”
“Coming!” Eun ditched the curl bar and snatched up some kettlebells. She held them close to her chest and ran at the demons surrounding Kora. “Hey!” She twirled her body in an angled spin. “Come and get some, you ugly fucks!” The centrifugal force powered through her arms, punching the weights out to full extension. Each one became a cast-iron mace, cracking skulls in rapid-fire time. For a brief moment, Eun became a badass whirlwind—a badass whirlwind with thirty-pound kettlebells.
She clobbered three more jocks, then hit Dylan Rabe with both bells at the same time, like the Ewok log-trap from Return of the Jedi. As he crumpled to the floor like a sack of shit, she ditched the weights and rolled across the deck, grabbing a barbell and planting it firmly against the deck. She held the other end up like a pikeman ready for a cavalry charge.
“Hi-yo fucking SILVER!” Peter jump-kicked Chaz Bowman, shoving him forward onto the barbell. Chaz’s forehead smacked the end—WHUNG!—and he pitched backward ass over teakettle.
Eun hoisted the barbell, javelin-style, and locked eyes with Peter. [I need an—]
[—assist? Got you.] He dropped to his knees, flattening his spine so she could jump off his back. She broke into a sprint, stepped up on him, and—
—thrust the bar forward like a one-handed spear, scissoring her legs and adding torque to the strike. Thad Smith took it right in the sternum. Eun landed in a cool-ass stance, barbell at the ready. She looked back at Peter.
[—push? Absolutely.] She turned the barbell sideways. He took the left, she took the right.
“RAAAAAHHHH!!!” They both drove forward, clotheslining jocks with forty-five pounds of machine-smithed steel. They hit three in the neck before the bar curled into a steely horseshoe. Peter broke left and Eun shot right.
Kora, meanwhile, spun three times with balletic grace, alternating high-low slashes with her sword and her shield. None of them hit, but she made Blake backpedal frantically. “Ruh! RUH!” Demonized Blake swiped and flailed, trying to catch her with a lucky strike. It wasn’t gonna happen; her technique was perfect.
She finished by uppercutting him in the nuts with the edge of her shield, then kick-flipped back, hitting his chin with the ball of her foot. She landed in a crouch and began chanting, shaking the air with arcane power. Incandescence poured off her sword, flooding the Locker with undiluted brilliance.
At that moment, the school’s intercom flared to life: Paisley the yoga captain was saying something-something-something about bliss and peace, and how you couldn’t trip harder than you could on yoga. To spread awareness of this ancient art, she was gonna play some industrial metal outta the 90s: Filter and The Crystal Method’s Trip Like I Do.
If you only knew. Peter’s lips curled into a smile.
Kora’s mouth yawed open in a slow-motion roar.
“Can’t you trip like I do…”
Dylan Rabe threw a sloppy hook. Kora ducked it and scored his body with a flurry of cuts.
By the time he finished his swing, Kora had inflicted five wounds across his torso and legs and whirled past him. Each one left a burning slice of ragged light.
“Can’t you trip like I do…”
Dylan cast his red-veined gaze down at his body, claws turned up in a what the fuck gesture. Spears of luminescence shot from the gashes. He threw his head back and clutched the air, howling in fury as white blaze erupted from his mouth and eyes.
The light in Dylan built to a bright, dazzling flash. He fell to his knees, smoke wisping from his mouth and ears. He’d reverted back to human form.
“Can’t you trip like I do…”
Kora didn’t notice. She was running her sword across Chaz Bowman. She spun into a descending elbow-strike, smashing his upper back and forcing him to his knees. The music picked up as she pattered her feet and ran at Thad.
“Laid out on my back I can’t sleep ’cause I’m slumming,
Eyes on my teeth I can’t see ’cause I’m eating,
Head full of noise I can’t think ’cause it’s crushing,
Back on my feet like a freight train I’m coming,”
Dylan Rabe fled from the gym, wailing and blubbering. A second later, Chaz followed in his wake. Then Thad, then Logan. Every one of them now human.
Holy shit, Peter thought as Kora dispelled their enhancements with fillips and slashes, thrusts and low cuts. She finished by twirling on her knees and slicing Blake across the belly. She held the pose—sword and shield extended backward, right knee down and left knee up—as if she was a samurai duelist who’d just delivered a killing blow.
Blake’s momentum carried him a few steps past her. He clutched his light-riven belly and bent at the waist, shaking and trembling. Guttural moans bled from his mouth. Blaze spilled from between his claws; it caught on the dust motes floating in the air and formed into harsh white spears, like sunlight spilling through a dusty house.
When the light faded, he was sitting on his butt and his hands, clothes hanging off him in tattered strips, hair tossed into an unruly mess. “What the fuck?” He looked around, dazed and uncertain, watching as his minions fled out the door. “What happened?”
Kora rose from her action-heroine crouch. “Run, Blake.”
He gave her a blank, uncomprehending stare, then his eyes widened as he registered her sword and shield, flashing with the remnants of arcane energy. He clambered to his feet and sprinted out the door, holding his drooping pants as he made his retreat.
For a surreal moment, the three teen-heroes didn’t say a word. The heavy fans droned on in the background.
Peter’s face broke into a grin. “Guys, we did it. We fucking did it.”
Eun grinned back. “That we did.”
Kora dropped her sword and her shield onto the mats. A deep, timeless instinct was flooding through her, telling her to revel in the moment, to enjoy this victory. Peter and Eun perceived it as a liquid swirl of sparkling radiance, limning the princess in stunning, multicolored streams. Peter shook his head, at a loss for words. Eun, on the other hand, knew exactly what to say.
“Come on guys—bring it in.”
They came together and threw their arms around each others’ necks. They bowed inward and touched foreheads.
“We kicked their fucking ass, didn’t we?” Peter chuckled.
“That was fucking awesome,” Kora stated.
“We should eat something tasty,” Eun said. “To celebrate our first victory against Dissona.”
“Ooh!” Peter’s eyes lit with glee. “Pizza!”
“Pizza?” Kora was puzzled. “What’s that?”
Peter reared back, as offended as a hoity-toity butler who’d been tricked into stomping on a flaming bag of dogshit. “You’ve never eaten pizza?” He dropped his arms, breaking the huddle.
“Peter,” Eun chided, “she’s from another dimension.”
“If this ‘pizza’ is half as delicious as fresh-roasted akorax, then I’m sure I’ll like it.”
Peter pitched back and roared with laughter. “ ‘Half as—’ ” He shook his head, chuckling bemusedly. “Kora—pizza’s the most delicious food ever invented.”
“On your world, maybe. No way it can beat fresh-roasted akorax.”
Peter snorted. “Oh it absolutely could. I’d bet my dick on it.”
Eun punched him lightly in the arm. “Those are hella small stakes.”
“Fucking Eun.” Peter shook his head again, still smiling. “Come on—let’s go get a pie.”
They encircled each other’s shoulders in a rare display of heartfelt camaraderie: Peter in the middle, Eun on the left, and Kora on the right. After a long period of confusion and chaos, the three teens had finally come together. They walked out from the school in a loosely embrace.
The winter sun had painted the horizon with pink-orange streaks. Despite that, the air was warm. It felt like a balmy summer night, thanks to the Bay Area’s schizophrenic weather. Mild wind blew in from the north, tousling their hair and widening their grins.
An hour later, the three teen-heroes claimed their reward: extra-large, with pepperoni, olives, and a shitload of mushrooms. They guzzled three liters of mountain dew, maowed down two trays of breadsticks, and polished off four orders of spicy chicken wings. Much to Kora’s eternal delight, Peter’s claim was proven to be true.
Pizza tasted way better than fresh-roasted akorax.