GullZibbleNobbies! Check out my podcast: Strained Brains! I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along with a whole lot more! Give it a listen by following the links on this page: Strained Brains Podcast.
Hey guys! You know when someone’s tickling your b-hole with the tip of their pinkie and you’re acting all innocent, then they suddenly go three knuckles deep, four fingers wide and you burst into an angelic song that quickly transforms into a demon-voiced roar of full-throated pleasure because you’re gasming so hard that you’re gonna need a mop after you’re—
JUST KIDDING! That is DISGUSTING—I would NEVER do that! Not only do I drive two miles under the speed limit, I only watch shows with a TV-G rating! Geez—that was just a test! Get your mind out of the gutter!
But now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast! If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! And if you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And if you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!
Hope y’all have an Awesome Sauce Tuesday!
(And if you failed the test, may God have mercy on your twisted soul. Pervert.)
Skib Skab SkerNoob! I see a few more peeps have bought my zany sci-fi teen absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Thank you lots, my fellow consciousnesses-bound-to-a-meat-body-that’s-hurtling-through-space-on-a-lava-cored-dirt-sphere!
I threw a buncha teen tropes into this one–horror-movie monsters, body-mind switcheroos, prom-night insanity–along with a bunch of stuff that’s pure Kent Wayne! Psychedelics, mushroom-shaped mechas, velociraptor-riding barbarians, and (of course) tons of profanity! Enjoy!